<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Ben&#039;s Bitter Blog]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://bensbitterblog.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[bensbitterblog]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://bensbitterblog.com/author/bensbitterblog/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Evil Genius Bitterness]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_954" style="width: 360px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/evil-genius.png"><img aria-describedby="caption-attachment-954" class="size-medium wp-image-954 " alt="Evil Genius aka as Bitter Ben.  My first newspaper ad running on a blog.  Genius.  And evil." src="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/evil-genius.png?w=350&#038;h=350"   /></a><p id="caption-attachment-954" class="wp-caption-text">Evil Genius aka as Bitter Ben. My first newspaper ad running on a blog. Genius. And evil.</p></div>
<p>As an evil genius who is also bitter I am always looking for minions, but lately I haven&#8217;t been able to find the quality of minnions that is required to do all my work while I laugh maniacally.  My old channels of finding minnions just isn&#8217;t working out so I decided to try the old fashioned way.  I am going to run a newspaper ad and then post that newspaper ad on my blog.</p>
<div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_922" style="width: 301px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/mind-control.jpg"><img loading="lazy" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-922" class="size-full wp-image-922 " alt="&quot;I'm tired of your mind control games, Brain.  We will not let you control us anymore.&quot; - My hands " src="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/mind-control.jpg?w=291&#038;h=173" width="291" height="173" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-922" class="wp-caption-text">One of my former Minions of the Month.</p></div>
<p>It really is hard to find good minnions these days but if you think you are one of the few, the proud, the psychotic, please apply for a minnion position.  I understand that ecomony is failing and that is why I am here to help.  If you work for me you have a job for life.  If I don&#8217;t get anyone, I will be so bitter.  So apply today.  Or you will be considered good and you will be my enemy.</p>
<p>Arrggghhh</p>
<p>Bitter Ben</p>
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