Just a reminder…

Oh..hey.  What’s up? Just a little reminder…whether your wi-fi isn’t working, your in-laws are in town, or your back hurts because you fell off your roof trying to take down your old satellite and a bear appeared along with a honeycomb of bees and scared the crap out of you…you should remain bitter.  Whether the bitterness is deep below the surface hiding underneath your bubbly smile and happy disposition, or made public by your bitter screams of foul play, keep up the bitter work. I wish you a bitter day of “It’s almost Monday, noooooo!!!!”

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Ben Bitter Much? Ben