Please…please…please.

Just the other day I realized that jettisoned is one of my favorite new words.  Probably because of what it means, or at least what I thought it meant.  I thought it was some general word about getting rid of something in your life to lighten your load.  But then I had to go to the stupid dictionary and found out it was more of a specific thing where jets or boats releasing cargo to lighten their loads.  I don’t care what the freakin dictionary says.  I’m inventing my own meaning for this word and putting it in the Alphabitter(read this post for more), my own personal bitter dictionary.  All I know is ejecting things from my life is what I want.  Here are some examples of cargo that needs to be jettisoned from my life:

People that think they are so important…

…that they need to comb their hair everyday.

Instructions…

…that are trying to bully me.

Kids…

…that never stop talking.

People…

…that aren’t quite on the ball.

People that aren’t..

…outstanding in their field.

People…

…that need to kick it up a notch.

Dudes that are…

…better at insults than me.

It’s like taking candy…

…from a kid that is a sucker.

Fishers…

…that get taken to school by a fish.

Experts that can’t take a little…

…face painting.

Kids….

…that have a little baggage.

People that think….

…they’ve got a chance againtst gravity.

It’s Friday, so I am going to go work on jettisoning my work on to someone else.  I’m going to put all my energy into that today. So now that you’ve seen a few examples of things that I want to get rid of, what do you want to jettison? Besides me? (That goes without saying.)

ARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH

Bitter Jettisoned Ben