<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Ben&#039;s Bitter Blog]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://bensbitterblog.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[bensbitterblog]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://bensbitterblog.com/author/bensbitterblog/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Monday Morning Bitterness]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Just like everyone else, I just can&#8217;t believe the weekend is over and I have to return to the scene of the crime, I mean work.  If I have to be here, I might as well make all the of you miserable, by making a heavy sigh, Hhhhhhh, and rubbing my eyes, reh er reh er, leaning backward on my chair and rolling my eyes as if this is the worst thing ever, ughhhhhhhh, then putting a few bitter pictures on here about how little I want to be here right now.</p>
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<div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_4939" style="width: 510px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/tumblr_n8lui0tekz1tovi8qo1_500.jpg"><img loading="lazy" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-4939" data-attachment-id="4939" data-permalink="https://bensbitterblog.com/2014/09/15/monday-morning-bitterness/tumblr_n8lui0tekz1tovi8qo1_500/" data-orig-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/tumblr_n8lui0tekz1tovi8qo1_500.jpg" data-orig-size="500,283" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="tumblr_n8lui0tEKZ1tovi8qo1_500" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="&lt;p&gt;Retelling the joke even better. &lt;/p&gt;
" data-medium-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/tumblr_n8lui0tekz1tovi8qo1_500.jpg?w=350" data-large-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/tumblr_n8lui0tekz1tovi8qo1_500.jpg?w=500" class="size-full wp-image-4939" src="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/tumblr_n8lui0tekz1tovi8qo1_500.jpg?w=500&#038;h=283" alt="Retelling the joke even better. " width="500" height="283" srcset="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/tumblr_n8lui0tekz1tovi8qo1_500.jpg 500w, https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/tumblr_n8lui0tekz1tovi8qo1_500.jpg?w=150&amp;h=85 150w, https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/tumblr_n8lui0tekz1tovi8qo1_500.jpg?w=350&amp;h=198 350w" sizes="(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-4939" class="wp-caption-text"><strong>I don&#8217;t know, what&#8217;s updog with you?</strong></p></div>
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<div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_4940" style="width: 541px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/if-you-fall-ill-be-there-floor.jpg"><img loading="lazy" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-4940" data-attachment-id="4940" data-permalink="https://bensbitterblog.com/2014/09/15/monday-morning-bitterness/if-you-fall-ill-be-there-floor/" data-orig-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/if-you-fall-ill-be-there-floor.jpg" data-orig-size="531,259" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}" data-image-title="If You Fall &#8211; I&#8217;ll Be There &#8211; Floor" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="&lt;p&gt;Good morning floor.  How are you? &lt;/p&gt;
" data-medium-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/if-you-fall-ill-be-there-floor.jpg?w=350" data-large-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/if-you-fall-ill-be-there-floor.jpg?w=531" class="size-full wp-image-4940" src="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/if-you-fall-ill-be-there-floor.jpg?w=531&#038;h=259" alt="Good morning floor.  How are you? " width="531" height="259" srcset="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/if-you-fall-ill-be-there-floor.jpg 531w, https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/if-you-fall-ill-be-there-floor.jpg?w=150&amp;h=73 150w, https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/if-you-fall-ill-be-there-floor.jpg?w=350&amp;h=171 350w" sizes="(max-width: 531px) 100vw, 531px" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-4940" class="wp-caption-text"><strong>Good morning floor. How are you?</strong></p></div>
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<div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_4941" style="width: 510px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/algebra.jpg"><img loading="lazy" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-4941" data-attachment-id="4941" data-permalink="https://bensbitterblog.com/2014/09/15/monday-morning-bitterness/algebra/" data-orig-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/algebra.jpg" data-orig-size="369,136" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="algebra" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="&lt;p&gt;Another fantastic chance to not use algebra today!&lt;/p&gt;
" data-medium-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/algebra.jpg?w=350" data-large-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/algebra.jpg?w=369" class="wp-image-4941" src="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/algebra.jpg?w=500&#038;h=184" alt="Another fantastic chance to not use algebra today!" width="500" height="184" srcset="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/algebra.jpg 369w, https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/algebra.jpg?w=150&amp;h=55 150w, https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/algebra.jpg?w=350&amp;h=129 350w" sizes="(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-4941" class="wp-caption-text"><strong>Another fantastic chance to not use algebra today!</strong></p></div>
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<p>Back to your <del>cage</del> cubicle.</p>
<p>ARRRRGGGGHHHHH</p>
<p>Bitter Monday Ben</p>
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