Don’t bless this mess.

My desk is a mess, my car is a mess, my clothes are a mess.  Even Pigpen thinks I’m a mess.  Life is messy that is for sure, but none more than mine.  In fact, my hair is so tired of the mess my brain is, that the sides spike out just so they won’t have to be near my brain.  I do my worst to keep a messy desk at work, because I’m too lazy to clean.  But the biggest mess is my life.  For more messes than you can possibly imagine, see below.

When it comes to buying jewelry don’t have too high of expectations…

…it can mess with your head.

When biking…

don’t mess with physics or big plastic bubbles.

Hold onto your drinks people…

…cause traffic is a mess today.

It’s almost Halloween…

…so be prepared to mess with the Reaper.

I have a feeling…

…this mad cow is going to leave a mess.

I guess…

…this guy needs more iron.

 This guy is a multitasker…

…he both messed with this guy, then cleaned up a mess.

This train stop…

…may just have messed with this guy’s dream…and spinal cord.

You learn from the best…

…on how to make a mess.

This is what you get…

…for messing up your bed.

When playing dodgeball…

…make the first pick, or be prepared to mess with this guy.

Alright, I’m done messing with all this…

…I’m gonna bounce.

ARRRRGGGGHHHHHH

Bitter Messed Up Ben