<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Ben&#039;s Bitter Blog]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://bensbitterblog.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[bensbitterblog]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://bensbitterblog.com/author/bensbitterblog/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[I literally can&#8217;t even&#8230;do Bitter Friday&nbsp;Giftures]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_5462" style="width: 610px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/2014-11-14-09-37-53_resized.jpg"><img loading="lazy" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-5462" data-attachment-id="5462" data-permalink="https://bensbitterblog.com/2014/11/14/i-literally-cant-even-do-bitter-friday-giftures/2014-11-14-09-37-53_resized/" data-orig-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/2014-11-14-09-37-53_resized.jpg" data-orig-size="291,295" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="2014-11-14 09.37.53_resized" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="&lt;p&gt;The Little Engine Literally Couldn&#8217;t Even Either.&lt;/p&gt;
" data-medium-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/2014-11-14-09-37-53_resized.jpg?w=291" data-large-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/2014-11-14-09-37-53_resized.jpg?w=291" class="wp-image-5462" src="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/2014-11-14-09-37-53_resized.jpg?w=600&#038;h=608" alt="The Little Engine Literally Couldn't Even Either." width="600" height="608" srcset="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/2014-11-14-09-37-53_resized.jpg 291w, https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/2014-11-14-09-37-53_resized.jpg?w=148&amp;h=150 148w" sizes="(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-5462" class="wp-caption-text"><strong>The Little Engine Literally Couldn&#8217;t Even Either.</strong></p></div>
<p>Apparently there is a movement among the young people of the world, particularly the high school aged ones that are having a hard time comprehending how they can even&#8230; Not sure what they can&#8217;t even&#8230;Is it that they have to walk uphill both ways to school? Or is that they have to get up at 5 am to deliver papers in 4 feet of snow every morning? Or that they have to milk the cows every morning and evening? Or is it that they have to work a full time job and go to school and have a huge list of chores when they get home? Or is it that their mortgage is behind, and their kids are crying because they don&#8217;t have any food or water?  Or is really because the barista spelled their name &#8220;Sindea&#8221; Cindy on their coffee sleeve, or their favorite nail polish blushing berry red is out at Target and they can&#8217;t even go to Walmart to get it.  (Actually, I don&#8217;t blame them for not wanting to go to Walmart.)  Let&#8217;s just say it is Friday and I can&#8217;t even&#8230;</p>
<p><strong>I can&#8217;t even&#8230;</strong></p>
<div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_5440" style="width: 410px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/1.gif"><img loading="lazy" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-5440" data-attachment-id="5440" data-permalink="https://bensbitterblog.com/2014/11/14/i-literally-cant-even-do-bitter-friday-giftures/1-2/" data-orig-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/1.gif" data-orig-size="296,284" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="1" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="&lt;p&gt;&#8230;same old song and twerk. &lt;/p&gt;
" data-medium-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/1.gif?w=296" data-large-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/1.gif?w=296" class="wp-image-5440" src="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/1.gif?w=400&#038;h=384" alt="...same old song and twerk. " width="400" height="384" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-5440" class="wp-caption-text"><strong>&#8230;do the same old song and twerk.</strong></p></div>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>It&#8217;s Friday and I can&#8217;t even&#8230;</strong></p>
<div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_5456" style="width: 460px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/tumblr_movb00eggg1rr3gmzo1_400.gif"><img loading="lazy" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-5456" data-attachment-id="5456" data-permalink="https://bensbitterblog.com/2014/11/14/i-literally-cant-even-do-bitter-friday-giftures/tumblr_movb00eggg1rr3gmzo1_400/" data-orig-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/tumblr_movb00eggg1rr3gmzo1_400.gif" data-orig-size="400,217" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="tumblr_movb00eggg1rr3gmzo1_400" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="&lt;p&gt;&#8230;wait until lunch. &lt;/p&gt;
" data-medium-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/tumblr_movb00eggg1rr3gmzo1_400.gif?w=350" data-large-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/tumblr_movb00eggg1rr3gmzo1_400.gif?w=400" class="wp-image-5456" src="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/tumblr_movb00eggg1rr3gmzo1_400.gif?w=450&#038;h=244" alt="...wait until lunch. " width="450" height="244" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-5456" class="wp-caption-text"><strong>&#8230;wait until lunch.</strong></p></div>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>I can&#8217;t even&#8230;</strong></p>
<div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_5455" style="width: 460px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/tumblr_na9cwkhhee1t4o62mo1_250.gif"><img loading="lazy" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-5455" data-attachment-id="5455" data-permalink="https://bensbitterblog.com/2014/11/14/i-literally-cant-even-do-bitter-friday-giftures/tumblr_na9cwkhhee1t4o62mo1_250/" data-orig-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/tumblr_na9cwkhhee1t4o62mo1_250.gif" data-orig-size="226,127" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="tumblr_na9cwkhhee1t4o62mo1_250" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="&lt;p&gt;&#8230;wait to go swimming.  &lt;/p&gt;
" data-medium-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/tumblr_na9cwkhhee1t4o62mo1_250.gif?w=226" data-large-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/tumblr_na9cwkhhee1t4o62mo1_250.gif?w=226" class="wp-image-5455" src="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/tumblr_na9cwkhhee1t4o62mo1_250.gif?w=450&#038;h=253" alt="...wait to go swimming.  " width="450" height="253" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-5455" class="wp-caption-text"><strong>&#8230;wait to go swimming.</strong></p></div>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>I can&#8217;t even&#8230;</strong></p>
<div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_5446" style="width: 460px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/z2j9q.gif"><img loading="lazy" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-5446" data-attachment-id="5446" data-permalink="https://bensbitterblog.com/2014/11/14/i-literally-cant-even-do-bitter-friday-giftures/z2j9q/" data-orig-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/z2j9q.gif" data-orig-size="384,288" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="z2j9q" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="&lt;p&gt;&#8230;get my own pizza. &lt;/p&gt;
" data-medium-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/z2j9q.gif?w=350" data-large-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/z2j9q.gif?w=384" class="wp-image-5446" src="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/z2j9q.gif?w=450&#038;h=338" alt="...get my own pizza. " width="450" height="338" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-5446" class="wp-caption-text"><strong>&#8230;get my own pizza.</strong></p></div>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>I can&#8217;t even&#8230;</strong></p>
<div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_5453" style="width: 410px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/tumblr_nbr8uwsktm1tg8nuto1_400.gif"><img loading="lazy" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-5453" data-attachment-id="5453" data-permalink="https://bensbitterblog.com/2014/11/14/i-literally-cant-even-do-bitter-friday-giftures/tumblr_nbr8uwsktm1tg8nuto1_400/" data-orig-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/tumblr_nbr8uwsktm1tg8nuto1_400.gif" data-orig-size="300,300" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="tumblr_nbr8uwsktm1tg8nuto1_400" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="&lt;p&gt;&#8230;eat those fries. &lt;/p&gt;
" data-medium-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/tumblr_nbr8uwsktm1tg8nuto1_400.gif?w=300" data-large-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/tumblr_nbr8uwsktm1tg8nuto1_400.gif?w=300" class="wp-image-5453" src="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/tumblr_nbr8uwsktm1tg8nuto1_400.gif?w=400&#038;h=400" alt="...eat those fries. " width="400" height="400" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-5453" class="wp-caption-text"><strong>&#8230;eat those fries.</strong></p></div>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>I can&#8217;t even&#8230;</strong></p>
<div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_5452" style="width: 410px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/unnamed-5.gif"><img loading="lazy" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-5452" data-attachment-id="5452" data-permalink="https://bensbitterblog.com/2014/11/14/i-literally-cant-even-do-bitter-friday-giftures/unnamed-5/" data-orig-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/unnamed-5.gif" data-orig-size="245,200" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="unnamed-5" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="&lt;p&gt;&#8230;make a milkshake with 2% milk. &lt;/p&gt;
" data-medium-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/unnamed-5.gif?w=245" data-large-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/unnamed-5.gif?w=245" class="wp-image-5452" src="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/unnamed-5.gif?w=400&#038;h=327" alt="...make a milkshake with 2% milk. " width="400" height="327" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-5452" class="wp-caption-text"><strong>&#8230;make a milkshake with only 2% milk.</strong></p></div>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>I can&#8217;t even&#8230;</strong></p>
<div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_5450" style="width: 410px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/wantvsneed3.gif"><img loading="lazy" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-5450" data-attachment-id="5450" data-permalink="https://bensbitterblog.com/2014/11/14/i-literally-cant-even-do-bitter-friday-giftures/wantvsneed3/" data-orig-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/wantvsneed3.gif" data-orig-size="380,191" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="wantvsneed3" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="&lt;p&gt;&#8230;stand the traffic today. &lt;/p&gt;
" data-medium-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/wantvsneed3.gif?w=350" data-large-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/wantvsneed3.gif?w=380" class="wp-image-5450" src="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/wantvsneed3.gif?w=400&#038;h=201" alt="...stand the traffic today. " width="400" height="201" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-5450" class="wp-caption-text"><strong>&#8230;stand the traffic today.</strong></p></div>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>I can&#8217;t even&#8230;</strong></p>
<div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_5445" style="width: 410px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/bjxsmho.gif"><img loading="lazy" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-5445" data-attachment-id="5445" data-permalink="https://bensbitterblog.com/2014/11/14/i-literally-cant-even-do-bitter-friday-giftures/bjxsmho/" data-orig-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/bjxsmho.gif" data-orig-size="260,260" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="bjxsmho" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="&lt;p&gt;&#8230;wait for this heart attack to happen.  &lt;/p&gt;
" data-medium-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/bjxsmho.gif?w=260" data-large-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/bjxsmho.gif?w=260" class="wp-image-5445" src="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/bjxsmho.gif?w=400&#038;h=400" alt="...wait for this heart attack to happen.  " width="400" height="400" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-5445" class="wp-caption-text"><strong>&#8230;wait for this heart attack to happen.</strong></p></div>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>I can&#8217;t even&#8230;</strong></p>
<div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_5448" style="width: 410px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/xdnobm7.gif"><img loading="lazy" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-5448" data-attachment-id="5448" data-permalink="https://bensbitterblog.com/2014/11/14/i-literally-cant-even-do-bitter-friday-giftures/xdnobm7-2/" data-orig-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/xdnobm7.gif" data-orig-size="612,332" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="xDnObM7" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="&lt;p&gt;&#8230;jump today.  &lt;/p&gt;
" data-medium-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/xdnobm7.gif?w=350" data-large-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/xdnobm7.gif?w=612" class="wp-image-5448" src="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/xdnobm7.gif?w=400&#038;h=217" alt="...jump today.  " width="400" height="217" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-5448" class="wp-caption-text"><strong>&#8230;jump today.</strong></p></div>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>I can&#8217;t even&#8230;</strong></p>
<div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_5451" style="width: 410px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/volleypinball.gif"><img loading="lazy" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-5451" data-attachment-id="5451" data-permalink="https://bensbitterblog.com/2014/11/14/i-literally-cant-even-do-bitter-friday-giftures/volleypinball/" data-orig-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/volleypinball.gif" data-orig-size="500,389" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="volleypinball" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-medium-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/volleypinball.gif?w=350" data-large-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/volleypinball.gif?w=500" class="wp-image-5451" src="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/volleypinball.gif?w=400&#038;h=311" alt="volleypinball" width="400" height="311" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-5451" class="wp-caption-text"><strong>&#8230;believe the volleyball is magnetized.</strong></p></div>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>I can&#8217;t even&#8230;</strong></p>
<div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_5444" style="width: 410px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/bball.gif"><img loading="lazy" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-5444" data-attachment-id="5444" data-permalink="https://bensbitterblog.com/2014/11/14/i-literally-cant-even-do-bitter-friday-giftures/bball/" data-orig-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/bball.gif" data-orig-size="267,200" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="bball" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="&lt;p&gt;&#8230;make a shot today.  &lt;/p&gt;
" data-medium-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/bball.gif?w=267" data-large-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/bball.gif?w=267" class="wp-image-5444" src="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/bball.gif?w=400&#038;h=300" alt="...make a shot today.  " width="400" height="300" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-5444" class="wp-caption-text"><strong>&#8230;make a shot today.</strong></p></div>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>I can&#8217;t even&#8230;</strong></p>
<div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_5449" style="width: 410px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/what_college_looks_like_on_instagram_vs_what_its_like_in_real_life_31.gif"><img loading="lazy" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-5449" data-attachment-id="5449" data-permalink="https://bensbitterblog.com/2014/11/14/i-literally-cant-even-do-bitter-friday-giftures/what_college_looks_like_on_instagram_vs_what_its_like_in_real_life_31/" data-orig-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/what_college_looks_like_on_instagram_vs_what_its_like_in_real_life_31.gif" data-orig-size="500,280" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="what_college_looks_like_on_instagram_vs_what_its_like_in_real_life_31" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="&lt;p&gt;&#8230;win a game of dodgeball. &lt;/p&gt;
" data-medium-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/what_college_looks_like_on_instagram_vs_what_its_like_in_real_life_31.gif?w=350" data-large-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/what_college_looks_like_on_instagram_vs_what_its_like_in_real_life_31.gif?w=500" class="wp-image-5449" src="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/what_college_looks_like_on_instagram_vs_what_its_like_in_real_life_31.gif?w=400&#038;h=224" alt="...win a game of dodgeball. " width="400" height="224" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-5449" class="wp-caption-text"><strong>&#8230;win a game of dodge ball.</strong></p></div>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><strong>I can&#8217;t even&#8230;</strong></p>
<div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_5447" style="width: 410px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/yay1.gif"><img loading="lazy" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-5447" data-attachment-id="5447" data-permalink="https://bensbitterblog.com/2014/11/14/i-literally-cant-even-do-bitter-friday-giftures/yay1/" data-orig-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/yay1.gif" data-orig-size="500,381" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="yay1" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="&lt;p&gt;&#8230;do this anymore.&lt;/p&gt;
" data-medium-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/yay1.gif?w=350" data-large-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/yay1.gif?w=500" class="wp-image-5447" src="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/yay1.gif?w=400&#038;h=305" alt="...do this anymore." width="400" height="305" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-5447" class="wp-caption-text"><strong>&#8230;do this anymore.</strong></p></div>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>I&#8217;m out.</p>
<p>ARRRRGGGHHHHHH</p>
<p>Bitter Can&#8217;t Even Ben</p>
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