<![CDATA[Bitterly Swinging for the Fences Friday Giftures]]>

<![CDATA[Bitterly Swinging for the Fences Friday Giftures]]>Yesterday, I was outside because some kid wanted to play baseball in the backyard. Because I was a master of bitter hitting, where I would either hit it straight into someone else’s glove or I would completely whiff in embarrassing fashion, he thought I might be able to teach him something. Baseball there is not a subtle sport. Sometimes, if you are really lucky you might see someone hit a foul ball, or bunt. Every once in a while someone might even get a base hit. It’s all really exciting, and so random. You just never know if you might be awakened from a nap, if someone hits a really long fly ball. The difference between someone who makes a million dollars and someone who makes a quarter of a billion is about .03 percent batting average. I should have been a baseball player, because do you know how little you have to do? Ugggh.

It’s as easy as doing…

…a high five.

Other times it is as hard…

…as letting go.

There are pressures though…

…like learning complicated hand shakes.

Then there is the subtle art of…

…not striking out. In swinging, and in high fiving.

It is always important to stretch…

…but not to overstretch.

When you stride up to the plate…

…make sure you bring all your swagger.

When swinging the bat…

…don’t get gun shy.

Make sure you are simpatico…

…with your teammates.

You’ll find that when you do…

…there will still be slip ups.

There might also be some slip ups…

…on the hand signals….

And some might be a little too eager…

…to get started….

But if you work hard enough…

…you will get a chance to screw even this up.

I know you are tired of hearing about this, but this my third to last chance to appeal to all those people that didn’t hear it the first 70 times. Or the people that are too lazy to go visit a website. Not only do I not care that you are tired of hearing about it, but I have reason to believe that you need to go do it right now. The NSA and I have been watching where you go on the web and quite frankly, let’s just say…you should go quickly to the website below and vote for me, or…your mom is going to find out where you go, and she’s not gonna like it. So…do we have a deal? Yeah, I think we do have an understanding.

Soo…

Make me your second place! (or first loser)

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ARRRRGGGGGHHHH

Bitter Swinging Fences Ben

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