Encyclopedia salespeople.

A space shuttle flight to beautiful sunshiny sun.

A Periscope of your friends surgery.

Wanna try new garbage scented Mouthwash

Indoor fireworks.

Casual high speed chase on Thursday at 5 pm on the 405.

Pumpkin Fight.

To being Elon Musk’s insurance agent.

Wanna be a cat scratching post?

Wanna see what happens in you stick your hand in the fan?

Wanna go to work tomorrow?

Wanna go on a road trip to Russia?

On the Bachelor: Will you marry me?

Wanna help me clean up some cow patties?

Can my kids come over for a few hours?

Butterflies.

Butterflies.

Scary stories.

Or whatever.

Bunnies.

Hey, you should check out this Ben’s Bitter Blog.

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Bitter NO’zzz Ben