Frying things up in a pan is not a good idea for a person like me because the results are usually disastrous. Probably because smoke bellows to warn the neighbors, fire alarms go off and a new color of burnt black is invented between charcoal and crow. It’s usually best to find a Red Robin or even a Burger King if you ever hear I’m cooking. On the other hand, I’m quite an expert at cooking up giftures that will fill your bitter little heart up full and make it want to take a Tum’s right afterward. So let’s fill up your little tum tums with some Bitter Fry-day Giftures.

First up let’s start with something light…

…like some see ya later alligator. 

Next up we’ll whet your appetite with…

…some knuckle sandwiches. 

Next we will have some…

…apple turnover and over agains.

Speaking of apples…

…how do you like these apples?

And don’t flip out…

…but you’ll love this meat with a little freezer burn. 

Speaking of Canadians…

…we will slice you up some Canadian Bacon.

Next up we have…

…some Chicken’s Tender..ly crying. 

Sorry we haven’t drinks yet…

…how about a nice cool glass of water you doing?

For the soup of the day…

…we could have chicken broth with some bullion cubes…

I know you are tired of watching people fight over things…

…but that shouldn’t stop you from eating a burger.

After dinner, we can go out…

…to the pool.

And finally we can…

…finish up with chocolate moose. 

Now that you are way overstuffed with my giftures, and have way overstayed your welcome, it’s time to leave and go home. I mean it is almost 2 o clock in morning and I would like to go to bed. And by all means, make sure you come again anytime (gritted teeth).

Bitter Fry Em Up in a Ben