It’s hotter than the trendiest nightclub, cooler than the cold weather the groundhog is predicting for the next 6 weeks, fresher than the bagels at Einsteins Bagels this morning, more bitter than unsweetened chocolate, and more hashtagy trending that Twitter and upwardly blue arrowy than Facebook. Iiiiit’s Bitter Friday Giftures….

Though the gifs are upward trending…

…Spiderman is downward trending.

Ohhhhkay…

…I’m going.

This guy is definitely…

…escalating downward.

Somebody is having a little trouble…

…Finding Nemo.

This kid’s boxing game…

…is a knockout.

This guy was definitely out there…

…on a limb.

Too bad this guy didn’t have a helmet…

...to protect other vulnerable areas.

You know what this guy thinks of trends…

…they are a bunch of bull….

How about a high five…

…nah, I think I’ll just hang out up here. 

How about a high five…

…nah, I think I’ll just hang out down here. 

When are we going to training?

…in the fall. 

I’d like to finish the laundry…

…but it looks like the laundry finished me. 

Well, it was fun being on the top of trending, but it looks like that came to a swift and fatal end. So I hope your weekend is full of trends that come to an end just like the Bitter Friday Giftures did.

ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH

Bitter Trending Downward Dog Ben