This week has just been…uggh. I should have expected that though, as it is my least favorite month of the year. The rejections came fast and furious, usually waiting for just the right moment. I get some sort of momentum going then, Schreechhhh! It’s comes to a halt by just a few stupidly placed words on a rejection email.  I watch a movie this week on Netflix about two girls robbing a train. It was ridiculous. But not near as ridiculous as this week has been. Since my bitterness is at an all time high high high high high high (or however that song goes) I thought I would share my lack of momentum by showing you other’s lack of momentum in gifture form.  Presenting…your gifs..

Let’s just hang out here…

…in the water.

Buy me some popcorn and Cracker Jacks…

…I don’t care if I ever get smacked. 

Jump around…Jump around…

…make sure you fall down…

Wood you like to come watch me…

…kick it?

You know when you think you know exactly where you are going…

…and then you see a detour sign appear?

The sign is absolutely correct…

…someone is a little slow.

Why go full out to hurt yourself…

…when you only need to do a half flip to hurt yourself. 

Don’t you hate it…

…when you are mistaken for a socker ball? 

This is why I prefer…

…not to face my problems head on. 

This is like a baseball treat…

…double header…

No rest for the weary…

…in the rest room. 

This must be a stunt guy…

…for the Fast and Furious…

May your weekend be as disastrous as your week was. I’m out.

ARRRRRGHHHHH

Bitter Disaster Attracting Ben