I’m what the Germans would call a Schadenfreudener or however they spell it.  I like to see other people bitter. It was the reason I started this blog and this life so many years ago. I have ambition in being inambitious. I want to spread the word while laying on the couch. I want to be creative by taking other people’s content. As a big believer in seeing others bitter as well as the other stuff above, these Friday Giftures are the best way to do all these things in one post. Summer is a great season for Giftures as well, because the weather encourages most other people to go outside, get active and in doing so, get people to do dumb stuff, that result in great giftures. So let’s take a look.

This trick shot is all about…

…not using your head by using your head.

There is nothing that says summer…

…like synchronized slipping. 

Since it is a Friday in the summer…

…I don’t wanna work, I just want to bang on the drums all day. 

It is time…

…for the dog falling over day’s of summer. 

Jump around, jump around…

…jump up, jump up and get down…the stairs. 

Take me out to the ball game…

…take me out to the…crowd? 

I’d like to monkey around a little more…

…but it is just getting banana’s around here. 

In the summer time…

…people flip out a little too much. 

Finally a news story…

…worth reporting. 

Hat’s off to this guy…

…for scaring the living daylights out of this guy. 

This lady really knows what she wants…

…even if it is a little bit of a pane to get it.

I gotta hand it this lady…

…she doesn’t flip out, even when she is taking a bunch of crap. 

Go forth citizens, and be bold in your adventures on the couch. Just make sure you are recording the whole time so we have some giftures to share next week. Have a bitter weekend.

ARRRRRGGGHHHHHH

Bitter Summer Fails Ben