I’ve grown as much as Homer over the last 25 years.

Just the other day, I was thinking, “Geez, it seems like I’ve written like a thousand posts.” And like always, I was wrong. I wasn’t even close. Apparently, I’ve been slacking, which you know is pretty much my trademark.

I have written 900 posts now. I’m sure you all think that if you’ve written that many posts, you have probably should have grown in your writing.

Nope. Still as lazy as I was 900 posts ago. Still writing about pizza, bagels, couches, video games, work and traffic. I still make the same puns, think I should get money for nothing, and make up all kinds of inventions, conventions, and mentions of things I will never do.

I did make some videos, but that was like 2 or 3 years ago. And as usual, if something doesn’t immediately pan out, I just give up.

Just like the Saab 900, I am reliable and boring. And boxy. Except my stomach, which is really round.

For all of you who tolerated the 900 some posts, I give you a bitter kudos. Luckily, I don’t have to give kudos to any of you, because none of you read all 900. I don’t even have to give kudos to myself. Cause haha, I didn’t read many of them. If I’m going to read a blog it should at least bittertain me. Unfortunately, the writing needs a little polish and a whole spellcheck department.

So to distract you from having to read this bitter mess, I have included a gif.

Look at me!

Someone is excited anyways.

ARRRRGGGGHHHHH

Bitter 900 Ben