While the heat continues to plague us, we find ways to beat the heat. Since I have the air conditioning set at arctic temperatures, so I have to sleep in a heavy coat under my comforter, it is okay when I am inside the house. However, for those six seconds between the house and the car are the worst. Oh, and all those seconds in the car when I don’t have air conditioning. Those are kind of miserable. I wish I could put our window fan in the back seat of my car, so I could at least get some air going. But for some reason my car doesn’t have any plug ins. It’s not fancy that way. It must be why my big screen TV and Xbox don’t seem to work in the back seat either.

You are probably wondering why I’m not a big fan of Friday Giftures. It was a pun about being a big fan(you know the one in windows). Get it? Anyways, on to the Friday Giftures.

I often fall asleep…

…standing up too. Goes over really well in interviews.

Reminds me of my ninth dates…

…when I was trying to kiss a girl and she wasn’t having it.

So would you say…

…he reached his goal?

Gonna jump it…

…na, too tall!

This is why horses…

…don’t ride people.

This is exactly how I would have done it…

…except the cool ending.

That is exactly how I would have jumped…

…except not that high.

Exactly how I am at dinner…

…except not as polite.

Something seems a little fishy…

…about this guys goals.

Exactly how I get out of fences…

…except not so gracefully.

Exactly how I am when I get money…

…except for dimes instead of dollars.

How I am as soon as I get home…

…and try to lay on the couch.

Speaking of couches, stayed tuned for some more not so exciting news…or whatever. I know you all aren’t very big fans (see what I did there), but news is coming nonetheless.

Bitter Not a Big Fan Ben