There’s nothing better or more offensive than when Micheal Scott does a character. The best part is that he can always blame it on the character. Much like I do when I blame all the bitterness on Bitter Ben. He is just the worst sometimes. Anyway, when Micheal Scott becomes Date Mike, he is just so gracious. He is kind enough to allow people to meet him. Not everyone is gracious enough to allow people to meet them. Just like these giftures.

Andre Iguadola showing his generosity…

…by denying two high fives…

Round and round it goes…

…where she ends up, nobody knows…

This guy is so nice…

…I mean who doesn’t love getting woken up by the chainsaw prank?

This is just like most modern boxing matches…

…all punches, no landing.

This guy was trying something really safe…

…and got the result he expected. 

This is where you are supposed to walk the dog…

…not let the dog walk you.

Or when you are supposed to carry the popcorn…

…not let the popcorn carry you.

The difference between cats and dogs…

…the dog would have at least tried to catch it in his mouth.

I’m not sure if this guy knows…

…but clarinets aren’t played by strumming them like a guitar…

This guy is welcomed by the bus…

…like most people are welcomed by Monday.

This guy is such a pig…

…don’t know what he is bacon. 

Don’t you hate it…

…when you just barely miss the train?

Well, have fun this weekend and hopefully some of you will get to go on a date with Date Mike. It’s nice to meet him.

ARRRRGGHHHHH

Bitter Date Mike Ben