<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Ben&#039;s Bitter Blog]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://bensbitterblog.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[bensbitterblog]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://bensbitterblog.com/author/bensbitterblog/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[I Wish That Anything In Life Could Excite Me As Much As Squirrels Excite My&nbsp;Dogs.]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<div class="wpcom-reblog-snapshot"><div class="reblogger-note"><div class='reblogger-note-content'><blockquote><p>One of the things I am most bitter about in life is that I was not given the ability to draw. I have already been surpassed in my artistic ability by my 13 year old daughter. Though to be honest, she surpassed me when she was 2 and first learned to draw. My stick figures still need a lot of work.<br />
Anyways, Joanne here combines two things that make me bitterly jealous, so I thought I would show you just how good she is at both drawing and humor, things which I both suffer at embarrassingly. Make sure to check out many of her other posts which are funny too.  </p>
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<p>Autumn is an exciting time of year for my dogs, mostly because there is a significant increase in the number of squirrels running around in the park.</p>

<p>When my dogs encounter a squirrel, they experience a level of excitement beyond that which humans can cognitively process.</p>

<p>I could win the lottery, be offered a free luxury round-the-world cruise and discover the secret to eternal youth, all within the space of a single hour, and still not come close to scraping the surface of the excitement that my dogs experience when they see a squirrel.</p>

<p>Upon seeing a squirrel, my dogs become so excited that they are no longer completely in control of their bodies.</p>

<p>All they can do is run around, barking manically, their movements and actions controlled by the all-consuming power of their base instincts</p>

<p>At this time of year, the squirrels are collecting food in preparation for winter…</p>
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