I hear the soccer or football is going on right now. Clearly I am not like the rest of world and even knew that. Anyways, today I was participating in another type of sport called the Highway luge. It’s a very dangerous sport in which you drive on the freeway between 2 very large trucks, with lanes moving frequently and try to not get smashed in between the two of them. You will have to tune in to see if I survived. While you are waiting for updates, check out these Bitter Friday Giftures.

This is another dangerous sport known as…

…downhill barefoot step skiing. 

This is the opposite one…

…called uphill step wearing shoes skiiing.

This one is called…

…made ya look boxing.

This one is called…

…hey hey boxing.

This one is called…

…horsing around mudder.

And this one is called…

…the humaning around mudder.

This one is called…

…lion around mudder.

This one is called…

…down roof snowboarding.

This one is just called…

…stealing the paper towls..

This is how you celebrate…

…with a denied five.

This is how you…

…lose your roll.

And this is how you…

…lose the race…

And end your blog post. I’m still out here right in between trucks. Someone send help. It’s going to be a long day. Also, send pizza. If I have to be between these trucks all day, I could at least use a pizza.

ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

Bitter Luging it Ben