<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Ben&#039;s Bitter Blog]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://bensbitterblog.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[bensbitterblog]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://bensbitterblog.com/author/bensbitterblog/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Snapping the Bitterverse Friday&nbsp;Giftures]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>As we all know Thanos snapped half the universe in Avengers Infinity War. It was a bad time in the universe what with half the people dying, but he didn&#8217;t realize all the other things he snapped. He didn&#8217;t realize that he also snapped my sanity as well. I probably thought things were fine last year, but as soon as 2019 came, he snapped my reality, probably with the reality stone. I&#8217;m not very good at explaining the carnage, but I think the giftures below will do a much better job at doing so. Here comes some Bitter Friday Giftures, that explains much better than I.</p>
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<p><strong>A live look at 2019&#8217;s&#8230;</strong></p>
<div style="width: 490px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/35R7hcNPNS6KoU0yM2/giphy.gif" alt="" width="480" height="270" /><p class="wp-caption-text"><strong>&#8230;punch to my face.</strong></p></div>
<p><strong>Someone&#8217;s trying to make me&#8230;</strong></p>
<div style="width: 510px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/iI8A2I1jfvwQg/giphy.gif" alt="" width="500" height="281" /><p class="wp-caption-text"><strong>&#8230;flip out just a bit.</strong></p></div>
<p><strong>2019 was ready to&#8230;</strong></p>
<div style="width: 255px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/qVuWpc7MxvGz6/giphy.gif" alt="" width="245" height="138" /><p class="wp-caption-text"><strong>&#8230;start some chaos.</strong></p></div>
<p><strong>I was just about to land perfectly&#8230;</strong></p>
<div style="width: 372px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/nSnQwsSdeF1PG/giphy-downsized-large.gif" alt="" width="362" height="362" /><p class="wp-caption-text"><strong>&#8230;and fell just short. </strong></p></div>
<p><strong>My start to the year&#8230;</strong></p>
<div style="width: 330px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/o20UO0ANTkaFW/giphy.gif" alt="" width="320" height="240" /><p class="wp-caption-text"><strong>&#8230;and then a finish.</strong></p></div>
<p><strong>This is a live look&#8230;</strong></p>
<div style="width: 490px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/XzTlhHH7uKnjW/giphy-downsized-large.gif" alt="" width="480" height="279" /><p class="wp-caption-text"><strong>&#8230;at my life crumbling down.</strong></p></div>
<p><strong>This is a picture of life&#8230;</strong></p>
<div style="width: 296px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/Lq5XnU6IrYgZG/giphy.gif" alt="" width="286" height="223" /><p class="wp-caption-text"><strong>&#8230;throwing me curves over and over again.</strong></p></div>
<p><strong>This is a gifture&#8230;</strong></p>
<div style="width: 390px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/hyj3df2hXPD5S/giphy-downsized-large.gif" alt="" width="380" height="214" /><p class="wp-caption-text"><strong>&#8230;of life throwing me a gut punch to the face.</strong></p></div>
<p><strong>This is me taking life head on&#8230;</strong></p>
<div style="width: 312px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/m9BK5yCFrBjIA/giphy-downsized-large.gif" alt="" width="302" height="384" /><p class="wp-caption-text"><strong>&#8230;and it laughing at my attempts.</strong></p></div>
<p><strong>This is me trying something different&#8230;</strong></p>
<div style="width: 254px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/NeFQCXe3e59Di/giphy.gif" alt="" width="244" height="211" /><p class="wp-caption-text"><strong>&#8230;and getting the same old results.</strong></p></div>
<p><strong>Again&#8230;</strong></p>
<div style="width: 738px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/XGuhhJUwNB2r6/giphy-downsized-large.gif" alt="" width="728" height="728" /><p class="wp-caption-text"><strong>&#8230;life having a good laugh at my expense.</strong></p></div>
<p><strong>Me&#8230;</strong></p>
<div style="width: 285px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/3jmfMCLZkU5SyNXDf6/giphy.gif" alt="" width="275" height="232" /><p class="wp-caption-text"><strong>&#8230;trying to gain some traction.</strong></p></div>
<p><strong>Me attempting what I thought would be easy&#8230;</strong></p>
<div style="width: 226px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/3HzccMZXz2x84V0bU2/giphy-downsized-large.gif" alt="" width="216" height="384" /><p class="wp-caption-text"><strong>&#8230;and finding out not so much.</strong></p></div>
<p>The nice thing is that I am sharing this life crisis with half the universe. I&#8217;m sure there is some guy on the moon that is also currently struggling to find any light, because well, he is on the dark side of the moon. I bet he wants to move to the light side of the moon, but housing is so expensive on that side and he can&#8217;t afford to drive to work, because gas prices are so expensive for his moon buggy. Thanks a lot for the economy Thanos.</p>
<p>ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH</p>
<p>Bitter Life Snap Ben</p>
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