My time has finally come. I’ve been trying to spread the bitterness for over 8 years now, and I think it is finally starting to sink in for people. Just like everyone else in the world, there is that pandemic thing going on here, but just to make sure we had more to be bitter about, the earth decided to show its mighty displeasure in our state, not far away in Salt Lake County this week, we had an earthquake. It looks like even the earth is getting a little rattled by this virus thingy. Life seems to be coming to a standstill. Except….for Bitter Friday Giftures. It’s going to take more than a worldwide epidemic and a tiny 5.7 magnitude earthquake to stop the Giftures from happening. TO THE GIFFFFSSSSSS!!!

We will fight for the right to post Friday Giftures…

…until our last breath.

It’s time to…

…shake…

…rattle…

…and…

…roll.

And fight back against…

…viruses…

And against…

…earthquakes…

And punching…

…the stock market in the face.

Resuscitating…

…restaurants.

Slice and dice…

…toilet paper shortages…

Kicking…

…hoarders of hand sanitizer in the face.

Block others…

…from getting too close…

And giving high fives…

…a high five to the face.

I guess the universe is doing its best to try to and stop the giftures from happening. It needs to do better I guess. Challenge accepted.

ARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH

Bitter Shaking In My Boots Ben