<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Ben&#039;s Bitter Blog]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://bensbitterblog.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[bensbitterblog]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://bensbitterblog.com/author/bensbitterblog/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Flying Under the Radar Bitter Friday&nbsp;Giftures]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve never done skydiving or had wings. I&#8217;m not a bird or a pterodactyl.  I&#8217;m not a jet pilot and I don&#8217;t have a pilot&#8217;s license. In other words, I don&#8217;t know how to fly. I have taken some airline flights before, but I&#8217;ve never been to space.</p>
<p>I do however, fly under radars. I am a skilled blender, a shadow in a crowd. If it is the night, I wear dark colors. If I am the Dark Knight, I take out criminals without them seeing, if I was a jet, I would be the Stealth Bomber, and if I am at work, I find a way to get out of assignments. I am basically the Anti-Kardashian, because the spotlight is way to bright, and I have no intention of seeking it. Lights are too bright.</p>
<p>So let&#8217;s just fly under the radar with some Bitter Friday Giftures&#8230;</p>
<p><strong>Don&#8217;t you think&#8230;</strong></p>
<div style="width: 394px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><img src="https://media4.giphy.com/media/sYUKvRiUZG7yE/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e475atcn2qy3j8kdf5e0vk549955l9c0zk5idj8e9zw&amp;rid=giphy.gif" alt="flight GIF" width="384" height="480" /><p class="wp-caption-text"><strong>&#8230;flight has done to the dogs?</strong></p></div>
<p><strong>Do you think&#8230;</strong></p>
<div style="width: 417px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><img src="https://media0.giphy.com/media/eloU0Wd9iltgk/200w.gif?cid=ecf05e47pghkciiwuvhpoenc1htcbpagwuj9rhoddbck2has&amp;rid=200w.gif" alt="helicopter crashes GIF" width="407" height="230" /><p class="wp-caption-text"><strong>&#8230;helicopters were invented to crash? </strong></p></div>
<p><strong>Why don&#8217;t flights&#8230;</strong></p>
<div style="width: 423px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><img src="https://media0.giphy.com/media/ZlRmaLNJgoRIA/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e475atcn2qy3j8kdf5e0vk549955l9c0zk5idj8e9zw&amp;rid=giphy.gif" alt="year plane GIF" width="413" height="276" /><p class="wp-caption-text"><strong>&#8230;feel like this? </strong></p></div>
<p><strong>Ready to&#8230;</strong></p>
<div style="width: 453px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><img src="https://media1.giphy.com/media/gJcSq3BDGssAU/100.gif?cid=ecf05e475atcn2qy3j8kdf5e0vk549955l9c0zk5idj8e9zw&amp;rid=100.gif" alt="flight flying GIF by Cheezburger" width="443" height="191" /><p class="wp-caption-text"><strong>&#8230;take off?</strong></p></div>
<p><strong>This guy&#8230;</strong></p>
<div style="width: 434px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><img src="https://media1.giphy.com/media/kv7nNbxVhL7CDRQoPa/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e477to51xtnaayeufasm7jymgdm3c22kim3qyr9l2i2&amp;rid=giphy.gif" alt="futuristic fly GIF" width="424" height="524" /><p class="wp-caption-text"><strong>&#8230;isn&#8217;t very good at flying under the radar. </strong></p></div>
<p><strong>How far off&#8230;</strong></p>
<div style="width: 435px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><img src="https://media0.giphy.com/media/3ohs7XRrW0HAoNqzUA/200w.gif?cid=ecf05e47l1mfbvic3ibcpf86hu1j902sccrhtgmemh1e2lc1&amp;rid=200w.gif" alt="dog day lol GIF by Justin Gammon" width="425" height="425" /><p class="wp-caption-text"><strong>&#8230;does this seem? </strong></p></div>
<p><strong>Some NBA guys&#8230;</strong></p>
<div style="width: 436px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><img src="https://media4.giphy.com/media/l0He7418Ko69i0VQ4/200.gif?cid=ecf05e473z8ue5hicytba3a3oqks1uoj1jahx7hxs1vzn2x6&amp;rid=200.gif" alt="slam dunk GIF by NBA" width="426" height="422" /><p class="wp-caption-text"><strong>&#8230;don&#8217;t seem to like to fly under the radar. </strong></p></div>
<p><strong>Speaking of which&#8230;</strong></p>
<div style="width: 451px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><img src="https://media4.giphy.com/media/xT8qBhrlNooHBYR9f2/200.gif?cid=ecf05e47txcs028n8dmgp7gfessnlwfjnt8rq1ctskpowhpz&amp;rid=200.gif" alt="space floating GIF by Tomas Brunsdon" width="441" height="330" /><p class="wp-caption-text"><strong>&#8230;this guy would have done really well in the dunk contest. </strong></p></div>
<p><strong>This cat can fly&#8230;</strong></p>
<div style="width: 463px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><img src="https://media0.giphy.com/media/5HSYaZTcRpYnS/200.gif?cid=ecf05e471hvwct9wwwrylxbrcsisv3a11ychm6gla6ku64mw&amp;rid=200.gif" alt="space cat GIF" width="453" height="446" /><p class="wp-caption-text"><strong>&#8230;but only on burritos. </strong></p></div>
<p><strong>This guy is a little bit&#8230;</strong></p>
<div style="width: 469px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><img src="https://media2.giphy.com/media/d7IKIDx2UwRvlfZOOM/200w.gif?cid=ecf05e47cpveyuwbthcuhq2eiffjsgxdlz0b274j03rj10yz&amp;rid=200w.gif" alt="Art Design GIF by dualvoidanima" width="459" height="459" /><p class="wp-caption-text"><strong>&#8230;of a planet hopper. </strong></p></div>
<p><strong>Look at this guy&#8230;</strong></p>
<div style="width: 279px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><img src="https://media3.giphy.com/media/5QiSWq4H5J8CA/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47cpveyuwbthcuhq2eiffjsgxdlz0b274j03rj10yz&amp;rid=giphy.gif" alt="space dancing GIF" width="269" height="480" /><p class="wp-caption-text"><strong>&#8230;defying all gravity. </strong></p></div>
<p><strong>I don&#8217;t know, it&#8230;</strong></p>
<div style="width: 391px" class="wp-caption alignnone"><img class="" src="https://media0.giphy.com/media/2A75RyXVzzSI2bx4Gj/200w.gif?cid=ecf05e47cpveyuwbthcuhq2eiffjsgxdlz0b274j03rj10yz&amp;rid=200w.gif" alt="Sci Fi Laughing GIF by Hallmark eCards" width="381" height="381" /><p class="wp-caption-text"><strong>&#8230;seems a little unicorny. </strong></p></div>
<p>Well, if you are anything like me, just do your best to keep it under the radar. Because no one needs to be sticking out like a nail, so you can get hammered, amiright?</p>
<p>ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH</p>
<p>Bitter Flying under the Radar Ben</p>
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