<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Ben&#039;s Bitter Blog]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://bensbitterblog.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[bensbitterblog]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://bensbitterblog.com/author/bensbitterblog/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[About]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p><span class="embed-youtube" style="text-align:center; display: block;"><iframe class="youtube-player" width="640" height="360" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Qp1VVWRvvxc?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent" allowfullscreen="true" style="border:0;" sandbox="allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation"></iframe></span></p>
<p>Greetings Bitter People of the Internet Blogosphere.  Bitter Ben here from First World Problemia.  I have a complaining-about-first-world-problems problem and people at work started noticing so they started calling me Bitter Ben.  A long time ago, I learned in marketing that you should find a need and fill it.  I started noticing that a lot of people like to complain about little things, but they felt ashamed to do it, because they felt like they were being petty.  So I came up with the idea to start a 900 line (1-900-BITR-BEN), where people could call and complain about all the little things that drove them crazy, but the twist was that the Customer Service Rep could also complain back.  This would not only allow all the complainers to get it out of their systems, but the call would be longer and I would get more money.  This lead me to come up with my tag line, &#8220;We make bitter better.&#8221;  That idea failed because of a number of reasons, so instead I did the next best thing.  Start a blog with the same mission.  For free.  For now.  But someday, you will be eating in Bitter Themed Restaurants, reading Bitter themed novels, and wearing bitter oversized T-shirts.  Everytime you hear someone say bitter you will think of me or this blog and you will pay a fee just for thinking about it.</p>
<p>So for now, jump into this safe bitter filled environment, where you are free to complain as bitterly as you like.  No matter how petty, all bitterness is free to roam these wide open bitter halls, or meadows if you prefer. Comment the heck out of every post, because you can be sure I will comment right back with more bitterness.  Let&#8217;s &#8220;Make Bitter Better&#8221;.</p>
<p>Bitter Ben</p>
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<div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_7540" style="width: 207px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="http://bensbitterblog.com/about/aviary-image-1418666970449/" rel="attachment wp-att-7540"><img loading="lazy" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-7540" data-attachment-id="7540" data-permalink="https://bensbitterblog.com/about/aviary-image-1418666970449/" data-orig-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/aviary-image-1418666970449.jpeg" data-orig-size="1080,1920" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.45&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;SM-N900T&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1397646970&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;1.85&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="aviary-image-1418666970449" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="&lt;p&gt;A picture of the real Bitter Me. &lt;/p&gt;
" data-medium-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/aviary-image-1418666970449.jpeg?w=197" data-large-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/aviary-image-1418666970449.jpeg?w=576" class="size-medium wp-image-7540" src="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/aviary-image-1418666970449.jpeg?w=197&#038;h=350" alt="A picture of the real Bitter Me. " width="197" height="350" srcset="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/aviary-image-1418666970449.jpeg?w=197&amp;h=350 197w, https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/aviary-image-1418666970449.jpeg?w=394&amp;h=700 394w, https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/aviary-image-1418666970449.jpeg?w=84&amp;h=150 84w" sizes="(max-width: 197px) 100vw, 197px" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-7540" class="wp-caption-text"><strong>A picture of the real Bitter Me.</strong></p></div>
<p>Some Bitter Posts to get you started:</p>
<p>The two posts that miraculously got Freshly Pressed:</p>
<p><a href="http://bensbitterblog.com/2014/04/09/41-things-im-bitter-about-2/">41 things I&#8217;m Bitter About</a></p>
<p><a href="http://bensbitterblog.com/2013/10/31/bitter-reasons-to-be-tall/">Bitter Reasons to be Tall </a></p>
<p>Some other Popular Bitter Posts:</p>
<p><a href="http://bensbitterblog.com/2015/04/09/42-things-im-bitter-about/">42 Things I&#8217;m Bitter About</a></p>
<p><a href="http://bensbitterblog.com/2014/01/24/face-punching-bitter-friday-pictures/">Face Punching Friday Giftures</a></p>
<p><a href="http://bensbitterblog.com/2015/07/30/the-struggle-bus/">The Struggle Bus</a></p>
<p><a href="http://bensbitterblog.com/2014/01/09/bitterness-for-dummies/">Bitterness for Dummies</a></p>
<p><a href="http://bensbitterblog.com/2014/03/12/ninja-bitterness/">Ninja Bitterness</a></p>
<p>And a few of my Bitter Favorites:</p>
<p><a href="http://bensbitterblog.com/2014/09/16/guardians-of-the-bendramada-galaxy/">Guardians of the Bendrameda Galaxy</a></p>
<p><a href="http://bensbitterblog.com/2014/02/11/the-four-chambers-of-my-heart/">The Four Chambers of my Bitter Heart</a></p>
<p><a href="https://bensbitterblog.com/2015/08/26/surviving-work-disasters-bitterness/">Surviving Work Disasters Bitterness</a></p>
<p><a href="http://bensbitterblog.com/2013/09/25/from-the-bitterbenzoac-era-to-the-bitter-twitter-era/">From the Bitter Benzoac Era to the Bitter Twitter Era</a></p>
<p>Don&#8217;t forget to follow the Bitterness elsewhere:</p>
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<p><a href="https://twitter.com/Benadman">Bitter Twitter</a></p>
<p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/bensbitter?ref=hl">Bitter Facebook</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.bensbitterblog.tumblr.com/">Bitter Tumblr</a></p>
<p><a href="https://instagram.com/bensbitterblog/">Bitter Instagram</a></p>
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<div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_7246" style="width: 360px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="http://bensbitterblog.com/about/bitter-ben-2/" rel="attachment wp-att-7246"><img loading="lazy" aria-describedby="caption-attachment-7246" data-attachment-id="7246" data-permalink="https://bensbitterblog.com/about/bitter-ben-2/" data-orig-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/bitter-ben.jpg" data-orig-size="568,568" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="Bitter Ben" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="&lt;p&gt;Credit to Michelle of Life as I Know It for this cartoon version of me.  &lt;/p&gt;
" data-medium-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/bitter-ben.jpg?w=350" data-large-file="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/bitter-ben.jpg?w=568" class="size-medium wp-image-7246" src="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/bitter-ben.jpg?w=350&#038;h=350" alt="Credit to Michelle of Life as I Know It for this cartoon version of me. " width="350" height="350" srcset="https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/bitter-ben.jpg?w=350&amp;h=350 350w, https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/bitter-ben.jpg?w=150&amp;h=150 150w, https://bensbitterblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/bitter-ben.jpg 568w" sizes="(max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px" /></a><p id="caption-attachment-7246" class="wp-caption-text">Credit to <a href="https://mgrace58.wordpress.com/">Michelle of Life as I Know It</a> for this cartoon version of me.</p></div>
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