<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Ben&#039;s Bitter Blog]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://bensbitterblog.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[bensbitterblog]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://bensbitterblog.com/author/bensbitterblog/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Bitterly Pressed]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Yes, it is hard to believe that anyone would ever find my posts worth anything more than bitter garbage fodder, but somehow I <del>bribed</del> wrote my way into getting Freshly Pressed.  This means that everyone has a chance!</p>
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<p>The first one was all about the <a href="https://bensbitterblog.wordpress.com/2013/10/31/bitter-reasons-to-be-tall/">Reasons Being Really Tall Sucks</a></p>
<p>The second was a tradition that I have been doing for years on my birthday.  This year just happened to be <a href="https://bensbitterblog.wordpress.com/2014/04/09/41-things-im-bitter-about-2/">41 Things I&#8217;m Bitter About</a>.</p>
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