<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Web of the Big Damn Spider]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://bigdamnspider.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[retrozombi]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://bigdamnspider.com/author/retrozombi/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Tarantula Monster Cards Trading&nbsp;Card]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p style="text-align:center;"><a href="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/tarantula_tradingcard_a.jpg"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="102" data-permalink="https://bigdamnspider.com/2013/05/29/tarantula-monster-cards-trading-card/tarantula_tradingcard_a/" data-orig-file="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/tarantula_tradingcard_a.jpg" data-orig-size="633,1072" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="Monster Cards (blue series, 1965) #38: From Tarantula" data-image-description="&lt;p&gt;This is the monstrous result of the growth formula on humans in &#8220;Tarantula&#8221;.&lt;/p&gt;
" data-image-caption="" data-medium-file="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/tarantula_tradingcard_a.jpg?w=177" data-large-file="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/tarantula_tradingcard_a.jpg?w=605" class="aligncenter  wp-image-102" alt="Monster Cards (blue series, 1965) #38: From Tarantula" src="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/tarantula_tradingcard_a.jpg?w=415&#038;h=702" width="415" height="702" srcset="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/tarantula_tradingcard_a.jpg?w=415&amp;h=702 415w, https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/tarantula_tradingcard_a.jpg?w=89&amp;h=150 89w, https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/tarantula_tradingcard_a.jpg?w=177&amp;h=300 177w, https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/tarantula_tradingcard_a.jpg 633w" sizes="(max-width: 415px) 100vw, 415px" /></a><br />
<a href="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/tarantula_tradingcard_b.jpg"><img data-attachment-id="103" data-permalink="https://bigdamnspider.com/2013/05/29/tarantula-monster-cards-trading-card/tarantula_tradingcard_b/" data-orig-file="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/tarantula_tradingcard_b.jpg" data-orig-size="1071,634" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="Monster Cards (blue series, 1965) #38: Terrible Joke" data-image-description="&lt;p&gt;On the back of the image &#8220;From Tarantula&#8221;, there is this appropriately labelled terrible joke:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;QUESTION: What is the best way to prevent&lt;br /&gt;
   infection caused by biting insects?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ANSWER: Don&#8217;t bite any.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Please forgive the scanner artifacts. Reflective surfaces can be tricky, and this was the best my poor old HP Scanjet could do.&lt;/p&gt;
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&#8220;Tarantula&#8221; card from 1965 blue series of Monster Cards.</p>
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