<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Web of the Big Damn Spider]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://bigdamnspider.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[retrozombi]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://bigdamnspider.com/author/retrozombi/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[The Sea Serpent&nbsp;(1984)]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p><em>aka</em> <cite>Serpiente de mar</cite><br />
<em>aka</em> <cite>Hydra</cite><br />
<em>Directed by Amando de Ossario (as Gregory Greens)</em><br />
<em>Written by Amando de Ossario (as Gordon A. Osburn)</em><br />
<em>Starring Timothy Bottoms, Taryn Power, Jared Martin, and Ray Milland</em></p>
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<p>Amando de Ossario is deservedly remembered for the series of Blind Dead movies, which pitted the desiccated corpses of Knights Templar against various towns (and one boat) in Spain. The first few movies are chilling and original takes on the freshly-minted risen dead genre, and the simple effects play very well. So instead I wanted to take a look at his swan song, <cite>The Sea Serpent</cite>. He&#8217;d live roughly another two decades after this film but never direct again.</p>
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<p>The story of <cite>The Sea Serpent</cite> is heavily cribbed from other monster movies. The primary source is <cite>Godzilla</cite>, with a giant monster coming out of the sea after an underwater nuclear explosion &#8212; the result of a truly contrived accident during a USAF bomber flight. The nuke didn&#8217;t break the sea serpent loose or make it angry or anything so interesting. Rather the bomb killed its food supply, forcing the deep-sea creature to forage along the coast of the Iberian Peninsula. Yet, as in many a monster movie, the focus is on terrible human characters.</p>
<div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_1451" style="width: 1034px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/seaserpent_bomb.jpg"><img aria-describedby="caption-attachment-1451" data-attachment-id="1451" data-permalink="https://bigdamnspider.com/2017/01/09/the-sea-serpent-1984/seaserpent_bomb/" data-orig-file="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/seaserpent_bomb.jpg" data-orig-size="624,476" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="seaserpent_bomb" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="&lt;p&gt;Dropping nukes before the title and credits.&lt;/p&gt;
" data-medium-file="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/seaserpent_bomb.jpg?w=300" data-large-file="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/seaserpent_bomb.jpg?w=624" class="size-large wp-image-1451" src="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/seaserpent_bomb.jpg?w=1024&#038;h=781" alt="Dropping nukes before the title and credits." srcset="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/seaserpent_bomb.jpg 624w, https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/seaserpent_bomb.jpg?w=150&amp;h=114 150w, https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/seaserpent_bomb.jpg?w=300&amp;h=229 300w" sizes="(max-width: 624px) 100vw, 624px"   /></a><p id="caption-attachment-1451" class="wp-caption-text">Dropping nukes before the title and credits.</p></div>
<p>Pedro (Timothy Bottoms) is a washed-up fishing captain, who sank his last boat in a run-in with the sea serpent. Margaret (Taryn Power) is a wealthy American who watched her drunken friend get eaten by the monster. Together they consume a lot of the running time with commiseration over not being believed. The audience is even treated to Pedro&#8217;s maritime trial that strips him of the right to command ships. It&#8217;s only by eventually bringing in zoologist Dr. Wallace (Ray Milland) that the plot starts to move forward. Wallace knows of more incidents, tracks the serpent&#8217;s movements, and even comes up with the strategy to make the monster go away. Not kill it, mind you. It is after all a unique specimen.</p>
<div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_1460" style="width: 1034px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/seaserpent_hospital.jpg"><img aria-describedby="caption-attachment-1460" data-attachment-id="1460" data-permalink="https://bigdamnspider.com/2017/01/09/the-sea-serpent-1984/seaserpent_hospital/" data-orig-file="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/seaserpent_hospital.jpg" data-orig-size="623,478" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="seaserpent_hospital" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="&lt;p&gt;Pedro finds Margaret in a psychiatric hospital.&lt;/p&gt;
" data-medium-file="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/seaserpent_hospital.jpg?w=300" data-large-file="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/seaserpent_hospital.jpg?w=623" class="size-large wp-image-1460" src="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/seaserpent_hospital.jpg?w=1024&#038;h=785" alt="Pedro finds Margaret in a psychiatric hospital." srcset="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/seaserpent_hospital.jpg 623w, https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/seaserpent_hospital.jpg?w=150&amp;h=115 150w, https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/seaserpent_hospital.jpg?w=300&amp;h=230 300w" sizes="(max-width: 623px) 100vw, 623px"   /></a><p id="caption-attachment-1460" class="wp-caption-text">Pedro finds Margaret in a psychiatric hospital.</p></div>
<p>The sea serpent is most often portrayed by a hand puppet. It&#8217;s not a bad puppet, exactly. A little on the goofy side, but it compares favorably to other low-budget effects of the time. The effect fares best when it&#8217;s used with models. Its attack on a lighthouse is even fairly well done, if utterly motiveless. The biggest problem with it is the poor integration of the monster with the actors. There are far too many attempts to show people being attacked using the same unconvincing and unengaging framing &#8212; the serpent on the right side of the screen and the people on the other, with everything else as black as possible to make it easier to stitch the halves together. It&#8217;s embarrassing to even look at.</p>
<div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_1453" style="width: 1034px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/seaserpent_lifeboat.jpg"><img aria-describedby="caption-attachment-1453" data-attachment-id="1453" data-permalink="https://bigdamnspider.com/2017/01/09/the-sea-serpent-1984/seaserpent_lifeboat/" data-orig-file="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/seaserpent_lifeboat.jpg" data-orig-size="559,480" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="seaserpent_lifeboat" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-medium-file="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/seaserpent_lifeboat.jpg?w=300" data-large-file="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/seaserpent_lifeboat.jpg?w=559" class="size-large wp-image-1453" src="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/seaserpent_lifeboat.jpg?w=1024&#038;h=880" alt="The sea serpent attacks Pedro's crew after sinking the fishing boat." srcset="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/seaserpent_lifeboat.jpg 559w, https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/seaserpent_lifeboat.jpg?w=150&amp;h=129 150w, https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/seaserpent_lifeboat.jpg?w=300&amp;h=258 300w" sizes="(max-width: 559px) 100vw, 559px"   /></a><p id="caption-attachment-1453" class="wp-caption-text">The sea serpent attacks Pedro&#8217;s crew after sinking the fishing boat.</p></div>
<p>The other terrible thing about the sea serpent is the music. Manel Santisteban (credited as Robin Davis) decided that when the serpent is gliding along just under the surface, its crest sticking out of the water like a mutant fin &#8212; he decided under those circumstances that the only thing to do was to blatantly rip off John Williams&#8217; unforgettable theme from <cite>Jaws</cite>. As I just mentioned in the review for <cite>The Giant Spider Invasion</cite>, you really shouldn&#8217;t remind viewers that they could be watching a good movie. Come to think of it, that was also in reaction to a <cite>Jaws</cite> reference. At least by 1984, the killer shark franchise had started becoming a joke, but even the previous year&#8217;s <cite>Jaws 3D</cite> had been better made and more enjoyable than <cite>The Sea Serpent</cite>.</p>
<div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_1466" style="width: 1034px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/seaserpent_bridge.jpg"><img aria-describedby="caption-attachment-1466" data-attachment-id="1466" data-permalink="https://bigdamnspider.com/2017/01/09/the-sea-serpent-1984/seaserpent_bridge/" data-orig-file="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/seaserpent_bridge.jpg" data-orig-size="629,480" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="seaserpent_bridge" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="&lt;p&gt;Miniature scenes, like the bridge attack, are where the serpent works best.&lt;/p&gt;
" data-medium-file="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/seaserpent_bridge.jpg?w=300" data-large-file="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/seaserpent_bridge.jpg?w=629" class="size-large wp-image-1466" src="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/seaserpent_bridge.jpg?w=1024&#038;h=781" alt="Miniature scenes, like the bridge attack, are where the serpent works best." srcset="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/seaserpent_bridge.jpg 629w, https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/seaserpent_bridge.jpg?w=150&amp;h=114 150w, https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/seaserpent_bridge.jpg?w=300&amp;h=229 300w" sizes="(max-width: 629px) 100vw, 629px"   /></a><p id="caption-attachment-1466" class="wp-caption-text">Miniature scenes, like the bridge attack, are where the serpent works best.</p></div>
<p>Just as this tedious film put the directorial career of de Ossario to rest, it was also the last theatrical release for veteran actor Ray Milland. He also appeared in a TV movie later in the same year and a DTV film the next, before succumbing to lung cancer in 1986. He&#8217;s visibly ailing here, thin and short of breath. Nonetheless he soldiers through like the professional he is, delivering an enthusiastic performance as an elderly scholar starting a new life of monster hunting. He&#8217;s the only one in the cast who shows more life than the hand puppet. Even though it&#8217;s not a great role, it&#8217;s nice to see him break the curmudgeon persona he&#8217;d settled into to play a character who&#8217;s excited and engaged.</p>
<div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_1462" style="width: 1034px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/seaserpent_biologist.jpg"><img aria-describedby="caption-attachment-1462" data-attachment-id="1462" data-permalink="https://bigdamnspider.com/2017/01/09/the-sea-serpent-1984/seaserpent_biologist/" data-orig-file="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/seaserpent_biologist.jpg" data-orig-size="623,480" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="seaserpent_biologist" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-medium-file="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/seaserpent_biologist.jpg?w=300" data-large-file="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/seaserpent_biologist.jpg?w=623" class="size-large wp-image-1462" src="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/seaserpent_biologist.jpg?w=1024&#038;h=789" alt="Professor Wallace is enlisted into the pursuit of the creature." srcset="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/seaserpent_biologist.jpg 623w, https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/seaserpent_biologist.jpg?w=150&amp;h=116 150w, https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/seaserpent_biologist.jpg?w=300&amp;h=231 300w" sizes="(max-width: 623px) 100vw, 623px"   /></a><p id="caption-attachment-1462" class="wp-caption-text">Professor Wallace is enlisted into the pursuit of the creature.</p></div>
<p><cite>The Sea Serpent</cite> is not a movie anyone wanted on their CV. It&#8217;s dull and poorly made. Clips can show the majesty of the ravening sock puppet without the necessity of waiting through all the rubbish parts. For me it&#8217;s a sad capstone on the careers of two filmmakers whose work I admired. Fortunately, while this movie has largely (and justly) been forgotten, the superior works of Amando de Ossario and Ray Milland are still watched, enjoyed, and talked about.</p>
<div data-shortcode="caption" id="attachment_1459" style="width: 1034px" class="wp-caption aligncenter"><a href="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/czrt_jaws.jpeg"><img aria-describedby="caption-attachment-1459" data-attachment-id="1459" data-permalink="https://bigdamnspider.com/2017/01/09/the-sea-serpent-1984/czrt_jaws/" data-orig-file="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/czrt_jaws.jpeg" data-orig-size="636,329" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="czrt_jaws" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="&lt;p&gt;This review is part of The Celluloid Zeroes Franchise Kill roundtable on Jaws movies. It&#8217;s included as an example of the many ways that the franchise is ripped off in other movies.&lt;/p&gt;
" data-medium-file="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/czrt_jaws.jpeg?w=300" data-large-file="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/czrt_jaws.jpeg?w=636" class="size-large wp-image-1459" src="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/czrt_jaws.jpeg?w=1024&#038;h=529" alt="This review is part of The Celluloid Zeroes Franchise Kill roundtable on Jaws movies. It's included as an example of the many ways that the franchise is ripped off in other movies." srcset="https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/czrt_jaws.jpeg 636w, https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/czrt_jaws.jpeg?w=150&amp;h=78 150w, https://bigdamnspider.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/czrt_jaws.jpeg?w=300&amp;h=155 300w" sizes="(max-width: 636px) 100vw, 636px"   /></a><p id="caption-attachment-1459" class="wp-caption-text">This review is part of The Celluloid Zeroes Franchise Kill roundtable on Jaws movies. It&#8217;s included as an example of the many ways that the franchise is ripped off in other movies.</p></div>
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Seeker of Schlock &#8212; <a href="http://seekerofschlock.blogspot.com/2017/01/my-favorite-movies-jaws-1975.html">Jaws</a><br />
Checkpoint Telstar &#8212; <a href="http://checkpoint-telstar.blogspot.com/2017/01/the-celluloid-zeroes-present-franchise.html">Jaws 2</a><br />
Cinemasochist Apocalypse &#8212; <a href="http://cinemasochistapocalypse.blogspot.com/2017/01/jaws-3-d-1983.html">Jaws 3-D</a><br />
Micro-Brewed Reviews &#8212; <a href="http://microbrewreviews.blogspot.com/search/label/Franchise%20Kill">Jaws: The Revenge</a><br />
The Terrible Claw Reviews &#8212; <a href="http://deinonychusreviews.blogspot.com/2017/01/the-shallows-2016-celluloid-zeroes.html">The Shallows</a>
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