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<h3>Movie</h3>
<p>Shredder Orpheus (1990)</p>
<h3>Genres</h3>
<p>Action, Horror, Science Fiction</p>
<h3>Elevator Pitch</h3>
<p>The myth of Orpheus and Eurydice is brought to a dystopian future in which skateborders oppose Hades and Persephone&#8217;s cable network.</p>
<h3>Reasons to Watch</h3>
<ul>
<li>Orpheus is a skateboarding guitar player&#8211;a shredder that shreds&#8230; and his band is The Shredders</li>
<li>Instead of a lyre, Orpheus has a prototype lyre-esque electric guitar designed by Jimi Hendrix</li>
<li>Persephone is determined to leave no scenery unchewed</li>
<li>The makeup for the dead keeps changing until it&#8217;s dropped altogether</li>
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<h3>Random Observation</h3>
<p>The basic Eurydice story is a fun revision that is somewhat faithful in broad strokes. After that the film flails for a bit until settling on a version of Orpheus&#8217; death that&#8217;s all but unrecognizable.</p>
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