<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Blak Rant]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://blakrant.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[Blak Rant]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://blakrant.com/author/jbikaro523/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Safe Assumptions Men Can Make About&nbsp;Strippers]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>1) They are not working their way through school, unless they&#8217;re in the lifetime program.</p>
<p>2) They have at least one kid and usually more. That also means at least by baby daddy who got mad baby mama drama.</p>
<p>3) They have been high in the past 24 hours. Black women prefer weed. White women prefer prescription pain killers and cocaine.</p>
<p>4) Almost everything coming out of their mouth is a lie, probably all of it.</p>
<p>5) They are probably not the neatest, cleanest or smartest people in the world.</p>
<p>6) They are bisexual or lesbian.</p>
<p>7) They are not going to meet you in the parking lot unless you&#8217;re Justin Bieber.</p>
<p>8) They will have sex with you for the right amount of money.</p>
<p>9) The fantasy of the sex will be much better than the actual sex because they just want the money.</p>
<p>9) After the sex you will wish you had never spent the money and it will take several days before you stop hitting yourself in the face for doing it.</p>
<p>10) They probably have really ugly and rough feet from dancing in high heels because they are too broke to afford pedicures.</p>
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