<![CDATA[Top Ten Reasons I Would Never Get Married]]>

<![CDATA[Top Ten Reasons I Would Never Get Married]]>1) I hate the smell of my own shit. Why smell someone else’s?

2) Women have the court-granted (not God-given) right to your paycheck and children.

3) Periods…………period.

4) I don’t want a morning breath French kiss. Skip to the blowjob.

5) I don’t want somebod’ else’s kids telling me I’m not their daddy. I know that. I’m ok with it.

6) I don’t want to do whatever women suggest. Usually it’s dumb.

7) In sickness……….didn’t hear anything after that.

8) Yes women fart too.

9) Do I look fat in this? (Ummm…..no but you do look fat naked)

10) Till death do us part.

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