Killing black people.

Pretending to hate black on black crime.

Ignoring white on white crime.

Groupon.

Anything overpriced.

Fungus.

Fireworks (reminds them of war)

War movies.

Horror movies.

Scifi (because they know their race won’t be there)

The GAP…..still…….

Disney (global pedophilia network)

Not being reminded of slavery

Flip flops

Mayonnaise

Starbucks!!!!!!!!!!

Guns (because they’re shaped like black dicks)

Skiing

Flying

Boating

Training animals (because they’re training themselves)

Dogs (because they share DNA)

Dairy (normal people are lactose intolerant)

Pretending cow’s milk is for humans

Not feeling racist while being racist.

Big Ass White Lies

HIS-STORY

Pizza

Snorkeling

Ziplining

Making blacks appear dumb

Bestiality

Incest

Opioids

Cannibalism (consuming any raw meat)

Viagra

Cocaine

Alcohol (necessary for white metabolism)

Complaining about immigration

Extreme sports (anything close to death)

Goofiness

Electric Slide….still……damn……

Getting melanoma at the beach

Using the word “unfortunate” to hide corruption and racism

Pretending to be black

Dancing off the beat (actually they can’t help it)

Cultural plagiarism of Ancient Egypt

Pretending Egypt/Kemet is in Europe

Raising their children with nannies and boot camp

The Dow Jones (even with no investment)

Trailer park

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