<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[A Blog Around The Clock]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://blog.coturnix.org]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[Bora Zivkovic]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://blog.coturnix.org/author/coturnix/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Viagra &#8211; The&nbsp;Future]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Shamelessly stolen from <a href="http://gonesavage.blogsome.com/2006/06/05/ok-something-funny-now/" target="_blank" title="" />Cyberspace Rendezvous</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.<br />
For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen.<br />
Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.<br />
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.<br />
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.<br />
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power Beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of &#8220;cocktails&#8221;, &#8220;highballs&#8221; and just a good old-fashioned &#8220;stiff drink.&#8221; Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: &#8220;MOUNT &amp; DO&#8221;<br />
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer&#8217;s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.</p></blockquote>
<p>Dixafix?  Is that a friend of Asterix?  I thought it was a different kind of potion the idomitable Gauls were brewing!</p>
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