<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[A Blog Around The Clock]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[http://blog.coturnix.org]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[Bora Zivkovic]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://blog.coturnix.org/author/coturnix/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[This is probably an ancient joke, but it is new to&nbsp;me&#8230;]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>A kangaroo bounds round the Australian outback. Every now and then she stops and a little penguin climbs out of the kangaroo&#8217;s pouch. It looks awfully sick and promptly vomits.<br />
Thousands of miles away in Antarctica, a little kangaroo sits in the snow shivering, crying and mumbling to itself, &#8220;Damned #$%^&amp;* student exchange program!&#8221;</p>
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