TODAY…IS OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY. The informal understanding that Steve Addazio, excellent offensive line coach and horrendous playcaller and offensive coordinator, will be fired after Muschamp hires his own offensive staff remains. His landing place was a mystery until yesterday, thus ending Temple fans’ morbid curiosity/horror at the possibility of having the Divemaster command their football team. Addazio will be the offensive line coach, something he excels at, for the Texas Longhorns. No, really, he’s quite good at that. We’re not lying. We have no reason to do this, since you’re not in the SEC and therefore not in the perpetual web of mindgames and lies with our rivals we call “conversation.” In an unrelated note, man, that Mike Bobo is a helluva coordinator.

Nicely played, but it’s worth mentioning that Bobo’s offense rolled up more yards on the Gator defense than any other team did this season.