<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Get The Picture]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://blutarsky.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[Senator Blutarsky]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://blutarsky.wordpress.com/author/blutarsky/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Les Miles, particle&nbsp;physicist]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Lester took his scheduling road show to Tim Brando the other day.  We are fortunate enough to be rewarded with <a href="http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2013/05/les_miles_says_sec_scheduling.html" target="_blank">this exchange</a>:</p>
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<div><b>Brando</b>: If I would&#8217;ve told you in the last 13 years, you would&#8217;ve played non-divisional opponents Florida and Georgia, you&#8217;ve played them 17 times. And Alabama has played them eight times. What would you say to that?</div>
<div><b>Miles</b>: I&#8217;d have to say we have a scheduling quark there&#8230;</div>
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<div>I just wish Brando had followed up by asking if LSU was going to build <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quark" target="_blank">a linear accelerator</a> in order not to fall behind any further in the quark race.  Because you <em>know</em> Saban&#8217;s already got one of those suckers&#8230;</div>
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