Jordan Jenkins doesn’t have a sack yet this season, and Jarvis Jones has noticed. The two-time All-American, now a Pittsburgh Steelers rookie, sent Jenkins a text recently telling him to get his “stuff” together. Except Jones used another word for “stuff.”

“I laughed at that – I liked it,” Jenkins said.

Oh, sure, you laugh now, Jordan.  It won’t be so funny when he hops a plane, bursts into your bedroom and rousts you from a deep sleep in the middle of the night, demanding to know why you didn’t take him at his word.

Just kidding.  I think.  I mean, why take a chance?