<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Get The Picture]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://blutarsky.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[Senator Blutarsky]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://blutarsky.wordpress.com/author/blutarsky/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Wednesday morning buffet]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Hungry?</p>
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<li>There is a Chris Conley-Georgia Tech-Dragon*Con joke lurking somewhere in <a href="http://dogbytesonline.com/wr-chris-conley-organizing-a-star-wars-lightsaber-duels-fan-film-on-uga-campus-79361/" target="_blank">this story</a>, but I&#8217;ll be damned if I&#8217;m gonna be the one to make it.</li>
<li>On the other hand, I think we all know <a href="http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/10076730/zach-mettenberger-lsu-tigers-torn-acl" target="_blank">this</a> is something else Mark Richt has lost control of.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.timesfreepress.com/news/2013/dec/03/couch-explains-family-need-for-taking-money/?sportscollege" target="_blank">Another tale of amateurism</a>:  <em>&#8220;To be honest,&#8221; he said, &#8220;I didn&#8217;t feel like I was doing nothing wrong.&#8221;</em></li>
<li>Can you guess <a href="http://www.mrsec.com/2013/12/sec-fans-want-stud-coaches-stud-coaches-rarely-move/" target="_blank">the only SEC head coach who wasn&#8217;t employed</a> when he was hired for his current gig?</li>
<li>How smarmy is Urban Meyer?  Smarmy enough that I can&#8217;t mock <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/colleges/urban-meyer-teaches-marcus-hall-and-his-teammates-the-wrong-lesson/2013/12/03/4374918a-5c22-11e3-95c2-13623eb2b0e1_story.html" target="_blank">a John Feinstein column related to college football</a>.</li>
<li>Now <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/college-football/news/20131203/gus-malzahn-auburn-tigers/" target="_blank">this</a> is some world-class trolling.</li>
<li>Shilling for himself in South Carolina, <a href="http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/12/04/rick-perry-can-t-quit-campaigning.html" target="_blank">Rick Perry</a> makes a funny about TAMU failing to beat Missouri.  Well, I&#8217;m sure somebody thought it was funny.</li>
<li>And <a href="http://athlonsports.com/college-football/college-footballs-worst-coaches-great-programs">here&#8217;s</a> <em>Athlon&#8217;s</em> list of college football’s 20 worst coaches at great programs.  Georgia has fewer on the list than Alabama, Florida, Notre Dame or Southern Cal.</li>
<li><a href="http://dogbytesonline.com/loran-smith-qb-mason-proved-cool-under-pressure-in-ot-win-over-georgia-tech-79357/" target="_blank">Loran Smith</a> has a nice write-up of the Georgia Tech game.</li>
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