Delany: Asking us to pay players is like asking pro teams to require athletes to be in full-time study.

— Dan Wolken (@DanWolken) December 11, 2013

I know that’s supposed to be a clever attempt to spin the “hell, no, we ain’t paying the players!” position, but if this is the best Jim Delany’s got, I’d sure love to know what his SAT score was, because as analogies go, that’s incoherent.