<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Get The Picture]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://blutarsky.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[Senator Blutarsky]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://blutarsky.wordpress.com/author/blutarsky/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[It&#8217;s signing day!, part&nbsp;nine]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.sbnation.com/college-football-recruiting/2017/2/1/14365686/jarez-parks-commits-2017-national-signing-day" target="_blank">This</a> is how you know you&#8217;re at a completely different level from everyone else playing the game.</p>
<blockquote><p>Parks is rated on the 247Sports Composite as the No. 7 weak-side defensive end in the class of 2017, the No. 93 player overall and the No. 17 prospect in the state of Florida. He’s listed at about 6’3 and 250 pounds. He has at least 32 scholarship offers, including from the highest tiers of each Power 5 conference.</p></blockquote>
<p>Great prospect, right?  Um&#8230; he&#8217;s not signing anywhere today.  Because?</p>
<p>Because, Alabama.</p>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">What I&#39;m told on Jarez Parks-  He has committed to <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Alabama?src=hash">#Alabama</a> as a grayshirt.  He will enroll next January.  <a href="https://twitter.com/TideSports">@TideSports</a></p>
<p>&mdash; Andrew Bone (@AndrewJBone) <a href="https://twitter.com/AndrewJBone/status/826850244738609152">February 1, 2017</a></p></blockquote>
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<p>On the riches scale, that falls somewhere between ridiculous and obscene.</p>
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