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<![CDATA[Your 5.6.20 Playpen]]>What the hell, you get a three-fer in today’s Playpen. Call it a coronavirus special.

First, here’s something Spencer Hall posted for all us car buffs.

You have four slots in the garage and all the budget and time travel you need, please list the four cars you'd take

— BUM CHILLUPS (@edsbs) April 29, 2020

I’d go with the last air-cooled Porsche 911, an Austin Healey 3000 (maybe my biggest regret in life is not buying one back in the early eighties when my mechanic offered me one for sale), a first-generation Ford Bronco and a BMW 2002.

Next, if you didn’t hear, Don Shula passed away and that brought this to mind.

This tells you so much. A. Shula had never committed to the USFL; B. But Shula was seriously considering it; C. As soon as Shula saw @realdonaldtrump's TV interview—he decided to stay with Miami. He was horribly turned off by the bullshit, the exaggerating, the fake swag. #maga pic.twitter.com/yrwwlKV1Y2

— Jeff Pearlman (@jeffpearlman) May 5, 2020

You could tell Shula wanted to say… so much more there.

Finally, this is how a state governor tells people to follow health guidelines (NSFW language):

My jaw actually hit the floor at 10 seconds in pic.twitter.com/Bg9uJ8xndW

— Caleb Hull (@CalebJHull) May 5, 2020

And with that, the floor is yours.

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