<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Get The Picture]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://blutarsky.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[Senator Blutarsky]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://blutarsky.wordpress.com/author/blutarsky/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Your 5.20.20 Playpen]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t feel political or virus-y this morning, so instead what you get is the tweet I obsessed over the most this past week.  It&#8217;s absolutely mesmerized me.</p>
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<p lang="en" dir="ltr">How mad would you be if you tore your ACL chasing the devil on a golf course? <a href="https://t.co/fZQNlp3MF9">pic.twitter.com/fZQNlp3MF9</a></p>
<p>&mdash; Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) <a href="https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1261020255373180928?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">May 14, 2020</a></p></blockquote>
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<p>Maybe that says more about me than the clip, I dunno.  But after I got through laughing, I had so many questions:  how does somebody go to that much trouble?  how does someone in a devil&#8217;s costume manage to stroll around on a golf course unchecked?  who the hell filmed it?  why go to the trouble of toting around a helium-filled balloon when there&#8217;s a handy pond to toss the ball into?  why bother to chase a dude in a devil&#8217;s costume?</p>
<p>Pulling up with tweaked hammies is the perfect cherry on the sundae, too.  All in ten seconds.  I wonder what he told his wife when he got home that day.</p>
<p>So, what&#8217;s on your mind today?</p>
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