<![CDATA[In Birmingham, they love the Senator.]]>

<![CDATA[In Birmingham, they love the Senator.]]>Politically speaking, I don’t have a dog in the hunt that is the Alabama Republican primary for the US Senate, which doesn’t mean I can’t take all kinds of pleasure from this exchange, coming after Jeff Sessions called for a series of debates with Tommy Tuberville:

Statement from Tommy Tuberville is, uh, blunt: "If coaching taught me anything, it's that you don't let the losing team dictate the game when you're sitting on a lead." #alpolitics https://t.co/jG5lg2n8mT

— Brian Lyman (@lyman_brian) May 26, 2020

If watching you coach taught me anything @TTuberville, it’s that you’re no good at sitting on a lead. That’s why you finished 5-7 and 4-8 in your last seasons at Auburn and Cincinnati. If you are too weak to debate, you do not deserve to represent the people of Alabama. https://t.co/3Jdt8XC2mG

— Jeff Sessions (@jeffsessions) May 26, 2020

Kudos to Sessions’ research staff, but, guys, you’ve just scratched the surface there. How about a video series of interviews with folks at Ole Miss and the Texas Tech recruits Tubs blew off during lunch after he learned he got the Cinci job? (“Alabama voters, if he’ll do it to them, he’ll do it to you, too!”)

And if y’all can’t find a way to mock Tuberville over this…

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… you need to go back to snark school. The man’s a walking advertisement for bullshit.

Get crackin’, fellas! Time’s a wastin’. Entertain us.

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