<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Irresistibly Fish]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://brettfish.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[brettfish]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://brettfish.wordpress.com/author/brettfish/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Pome: Cell&#8217;ing your soul (a.k.a Sign on the dotted telephone&nbsp;line)]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>Ah, there you are</p>
<p>I sense you, reaching for me again</p>
<p>Not because you need me</p>
<p>Just because you need to make sure I&#8217;m there</p>
<p>I am your preciouss</p>
<p>&#8220;A convenience&#8221; was my way in</p>
<p>&#8220;A necessity&#8221; is what I&#8217;ve become</p>
<p>But you don&#8217;t even notice</p>
<p>As I continue to slowly, subtly infiltrate your life</p>
<p>You smile as you convince yourself that you are in charge</p>
<p>And back it up by reminding the world that you have changed my setting to silent</p>
<p>Although still on vibrate,</p>
<p>You know&#8230; just in case&#8230;</p>
<p>And so, as I lie idol in your bag</p>
<p>Waiting for your next Seriously Mediocre Salutation</p>
<p>Or life-changing, world-saving? conversation with, oh what&#8217;s-her-name?</p>
<p>So I count the hours I&#8217;ve taken, money I&#8217;m making</p>
<p>Conversations I&#8217;ve broken into and near accidents I&#8217;ve caused</p>
<p>And vibrate quietly to myself as I prepare for my next cancerous assault&#8230;</p>
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