<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Irresistibly Fish]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://brettfish.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[brettfish]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://brettfish.wordpress.com/author/brettfish/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[orange you glad i didn&#8217;t say &#8220;river&nbsp;trip&#8221;]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>so tomorrow i join with andrew of vaughan once more (as i did two years ago) and a bunch of youngsters from Christchurch, Kenilworth, to head up to and then down the river of orange (yes, it&#8217;s my new thing, deal with it!) and i am very much looking forward to it&#8230;</p>
<p>originally we were hoping that the beautiful val would be able to be there but sadly thesising and her old housemate&#8217;s wedding will be keeping her away and so we will have to make do with singing and talking and poetising about her as we did last time &#8211; when she arrived to pick me up after the previous trip the whole bus of youths felt like she was an old friend and a bunch of them even got out and hugged her&#8230;</p>
<p>looking forward to a big reunion with Ollie of Ver who was our river guide, my co-writer and singer of &#8216;give me hope Johanna people-on-river-trip themed songs (along with daniel of corder who sadly won&#8217;t be making it this time) who challenged me (well i don&#8217;t know if it was an active challenge but he did it so i kinda had to) to ten pushups which he did on his canoe which i then did (or did we do twenty?) with another guy (andrew winter perhaps?) across two canoes and then he did a headstand on his canoe and i think it was getting late by then&#8230; amazing guide, amazing trip, can&#8217;t wait&#8230;</p>
<p>altho there is this little nagging feeling in the back of my mind that i call stayawayfromthearguscycletourophobia which is the internal wailing scream of &#8220;never again!&#8221; that one sings to oneself (in a grunge metal combination of merit) for about 103 of the 109km of the Argus Cycle tour due to pain and cramp and wind and what-was-i-thinking (maybe last year&#8217;s argus cycle tour was not sufficient training for this one and getting on my bike at least once between races might have helped) and so on. but then a day later someone asks, &#8220;so are you going to do the argus cycle tour next year?&#8221; and you hear the words, &#8220;oh of course yes, wouldn&#8217;t miss it&#8221; come out of your mouth like some bad twilight zone episode curse&#8230;</p>
<p>so there is that nagging feeling&#8230; i&#8217;m not sure if it was the cold or the wet or the killing my arms by playing gondolier boy to lucy (my most excellent boat buddyess except in the bringing-suitable-snacks-for-brett department) slash showing off or the missing of my future wife or the bugs or the hard floor or the&#8230;</p>
<p>oh boy.  </p>
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