<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Irresistibly Fish]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://brettfish.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[brettfish]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://brettfish.wordpress.com/author/brettfish/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[mature people truths part&nbsp;1]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>so i literally stumbled upon this list of mature people truths via my friend megan from theatresports and as much as this is a typical email-this-to-the-whole-world type email list, there are a lot more here that are funny than are not &#8211; you can check out the whole list here &#8211; <a href="http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/3vKVVP/www.funlol.com/15926/Mature_people_truths.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/3vKVVP/www.funlol.com/15926/Mature_people_truths.html</a> or you can keep an eye on this blog as i pick three or four at a time to share [nod if you agree]</p>
<p>#6 WAS LEARNING CURSIVE REALLY NECESSARY?</p>
<p>#8 OBITUARIES WOULD BE A LOT MORE INTERESTING IF THEY TOLD YOU HOW THE PERSON DIED.</p>
<p>#12 CAN&#8217;T WE ALL JUST AGREE TO IGNORE WHATEVER COMES AFTER BLU RAY? I DON&#8217;T WANT TO HAVE TO RESTART MY COLLECTION&#8230; AGAIN! </p>
<p>#15 I HATE IT WHEN I JUST MISS A CALL BY THE LAST RING [HELLO? HELLO? URGH], BUT WHEN I IMMEDIATELY CALL BACK IT RINGS NINE TIMES AND GOES TO VOICE MAIL. WHAT DID YOU DO AFTER I DIDN&#8217;T ANSWER? DROP THE PHONE AND RUN AWAY? </p>
<p><a href="https://brettfish.wordpress.com/2011/01/28/mature-people-truths-part-2/">to see part two simply click here and smile as you wait for the page to load &#8211; if you&#8217;re on dialup maybe try out a whole range of emotions&#8230;you have time&#8230;</a></p>
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