<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Irresistibly Fish]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://brettfish.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[brettfish]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://brettfish.wordpress.com/author/brettfish/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[mature people truths part&nbsp;iii]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>so i literally stumbled upon this list of mature people truths via my friend megan from theatresports and as much as this is a typical email-this-to-the-whole-world type email list, there are a lot more here that are funny than are not – you can check out the whole list here – <a href="http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/3vKVVP/www.funlol.com/15926/Mature_people_truths.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/3vKVVP/www.funlol.com/15926/Mature_people_truths.html</a> or you can keep an eye on this blog as i pick three or four at a time to share [strum a rhythm with your fingers on your desk if you agree]</p>
<p>#4 There is great need for a sarcasm font</p>
<p>#13 I&#8217;m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to the ten page technical report that I swear I didn&#8217;t make any changes to</p>
<p>#18 I think the freezer deserves a light as well</p>
<p>#25 How many times is it appropriate to say, &#8220;What?&#8221; before you just nod and smile because you still didn&#8217;t hear or understand a word they said?</p>
<p># 26 I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong brothers and sisters!</p>
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