<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Irresistibly Fish]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://brettfish.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[brettfish]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://brettfish.wordpress.com/author/brettfish/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Vibing a vibe, vibeously [or how the english language bends to my&nbsp;will]]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>i like the english language. i like it to do my bidding! </p>
<p>and so for years now i have played around with it, removing most capital letters [except for words associated with God like Love, Grace and Justice when i mean them in a God-related way way], changing nouns into verbs [see &#8220;vibe&#8221; and &#8220;vibing&#8221;] and other parts of speech, spelling words in my own unique, often phonetical way [thort for the week] or sometimes just adding in letters that don&#8217;t make a lot of sense just because they feel like they make sense in my mind [thankx] and more. </p>
<p>turns out i&#8217;m not the only one:</p>
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<p>we like me some Calvin and Hobbes&#8230;</p>
<p>i also very much like the three dots, and i know they have an official name, but i don&#8217;t like that so much [but please do remind me what it is again] so i will stick with &#8216;the three little dots&#8217; thank you very much&#8230; i end way too many sentences with them.</p>
<p>but not that one&#8230;</p>
<p>it&#8217;s a life to the full thing i think. you do only live less than twice so you might as well have fun with it. is it silly? absolutely. but it&#8217;s my quirk [well one of them]. some people wear make-up. i don&#8217;t generally wear make up so think of this as the make-up of my speech or at least my written speech. the three dots are my mascara. </p>
<p>what about you? any words you deliberately change or misspell? any conventions you like to cut corners on? do you too like ending sentences a preposition with? cos rumours are you can&#8217;t! </p>
<p>however, i am still a bit of a &#8216;there&#8217; &#8216;they&#8217;re&#8217; &#8216;their&#8217; stickler so please keep those in Hors d&#8217;oeuvre!</p>
<p>that is all&#8230;</p>
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