<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Irresistibly Fish]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://brettfish.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[brettfish]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://brettfish.wordpress.com/author/brettfish/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Weekly Photo Challenge: (the sign&nbsp;says)]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size:13px;line-height:19px;">This sign I discovered in an international hotel in Malaysia &#8211; upon closer detection I was able to ascertain that the one fruit was banned because of its absolute stench and the other because it has hardcore staining capacity. I am not too clear as to what the punishment is if you are caught with either of these:</span></p>
<p><a href="https://brettfish.wordpress.com/2012/10/27/weekly-photo-challenge-foreign/digital-camera-6/" rel="attachment wp-att-2738"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="2738" data-permalink="https://brettfish.wordpress.com/2012/10/27/weekly-photo-challenge-foreign/digital-camera-6/" data-orig-file="https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/pict08753.jpg" data-orig-size="1728,2304" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;4.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;VIVICAM-4345&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1159350526&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;12&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;100&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.019333&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;DIGITAL CAMERA&quot;}" data-image-title="Thou Shalt Not Eat" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-medium-file="https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/pict08753.jpg?w=225" data-large-file="https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/pict08753.jpg?w=768" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2738" alt="Thou Shalt Not Eat" src="https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/pict08753.jpg?w=640&#038;h=853" width="640" height="853" srcset="https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/pict08753.jpg?w=640&amp;h=853 640w, https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/pict08753.jpg?w=1280&amp;h=1706 1280w, https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/pict08753.jpg?w=113&amp;h=150 113w, https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/pict08753.jpg?w=225&amp;h=300 225w, https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/pict08753.jpg?w=768&amp;h=1024 768w" sizes="(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p>This one was in the same country but this time on a train &#8211; a very difficult one to police I&#8217;d imagine but you have the right to remain saliva-free or something like that [and don&#8217;t speak back to these cops, cos they do not appreciate the tongue-in-cheek approach either]:</p>
<p><a href="https://brettfish.wordpress.com/2012/10/27/weekly-photo-challenge-foreign/digital-camera-3/" rel="attachment wp-att-2730"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="2730" data-permalink="https://brettfish.wordpress.com/2012/10/27/weekly-photo-challenge-foreign/digital-camera-3/" data-orig-file="https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/ylgnokissing.jpg" data-orig-size="922,691" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;3.9&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;VIVICAM-4345&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1159114317&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;10.8&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;100&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.008&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;DIGITAL CAMERA&quot;}" data-image-title="Kiss not, lest ye be detained&#8230;" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-medium-file="https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/ylgnokissing.jpg?w=300" data-large-file="https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/ylgnokissing.jpg?w=922" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2730" alt="Kiss not, lest ye be detained..." src="https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/ylgnokissing.jpg?w=640&#038;h=479" width="640" height="479" srcset="https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/ylgnokissing.jpg?w=640&amp;h=479 640w, https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/ylgnokissing.jpg?w=150&amp;h=112 150w, https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/ylgnokissing.jpg?w=300&amp;h=225 300w, https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/ylgnokissing.jpg?w=768&amp;h=576 768w, https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/ylgnokissing.jpg 922w" sizes="(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p>We decided to reinterpret this one on our wedding day after the most kiss-filled ceremony most people had witnessed [who waits til the permission part, seriously?] just to ensure people got the message that this would be continuing for a while [at least until we took a trip in Malaysia by train]:</p>
<p><a href="https://brettfish.wordpress.com/2012/10/03/when-my-yes-sounds-like-a-no/bv113-2/" rel="attachment wp-att-2447"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="2447" data-permalink="https://brettfish.wordpress.com/2012/10/03/when-my-yes-sounds-like-a-no/bv113-2/" data-orig-file="https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/bv1131.jpg" data-orig-size="2000,3000" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="brett FISH anderson and tbV" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-medium-file="https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/bv1131.jpg?w=200" data-large-file="https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/bv1131.jpg?w=683" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-2447" alt="brett FISH anderson and tbV" src="https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/bv1131.jpg?w=640&#038;h=960" width="640" height="960" srcset="https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/bv1131.jpg?w=640&amp;h=960 640w, https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/bv1131.jpg?w=1280&amp;h=1920 1280w, https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/bv1131.jpg?w=100&amp;h=150 100w, https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/bv1131.jpg?w=200&amp;h=300 200w, https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/bv1131.jpg?w=768&amp;h=1152 768w, https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/bv1131.jpg?w=683&amp;h=1024 683w" sizes="(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p>But a theme titled &#8216;the sign says&#8217; would not be complete without this beauty from the office wall of the non-profit building I work in, begging the question, what happened and how many times did it happen to necessitate the needfulness of this particular sign&#8217;s block 1:</p>
<p><a href="https://brettfish.wordpress.com/2013/04/11/do-not-poo-on-the-floor/gedsc-digital-camera/" rel="attachment wp-att-4296"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="4296" data-permalink="https://brettfish.wordpress.com/2013/04/11/do-not-poo-on-the-floor/gedsc-digital-camera/" data-orig-file="https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/donotpoop.jpg" data-orig-size="2848,2136" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;3.1&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;CREATE&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1365617102&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;6.4&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;400&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.033333333333333&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;GEDSC DIGITAL CAMERA&quot;}" data-image-title="Do not be full of floor pooping here" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-medium-file="https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/donotpoop.jpg?w=300" data-large-file="https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/donotpoop.jpg?w=1024" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-4296" alt="Do not be full of floor pooping here" src="https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/donotpoop.jpg?w=640&#038;h=480" width="640" height="480" srcset="https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/donotpoop.jpg?w=640&amp;h=480 640w, https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/donotpoop.jpg?w=1280&amp;h=960 1280w, https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/donotpoop.jpg?w=150&amp;h=113 150w, https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/donotpoop.jpg?w=300&amp;h=225 300w, https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/donotpoop.jpg?w=768&amp;h=576 768w, https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/donotpoop.jpg?w=1024&amp;h=768 1024w" sizes="(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a></p>
<p>That&#8217;s right people. Black and white people must shake hands in this place, but more importantly, don&#8217;t poop on the floor. Any more. Thank you.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><a href="https://brettfish.wordpress.com/2013/05/24/weekly-photo-challenge-in-the-background"><strong>[For the previous Photo Challenge with the theme &#8216;In the Background&#8217; click here]</strong></a></p>
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