<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Irresistibly Fish]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://brettfish.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[brettfish]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://brettfish.wordpress.com/author/brettfish/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Americanese Geography part&nbsp;III]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>One of my favourite topics in life must be Americalanders and Geography.</p>
<p>Brought on in huge part by the majority of the international sports they compete in [you know, things with &#8216;World&#8217; in the title like &#8216;World series&#8217;] being among themselves, which is quite honestly probably the only reason I know about places like Lahore, Hyderabad and Pallekele [you had to google that one, hey?<strong>*</strong>].</p>
<p>By now we have learnt on more than one occasion that while they are always excited to hear we are from South Africa, they sometimes still want to know <a href="https://brettfish.wordpress.com/2012/10/19/the-country-of-africa-aka-these-americaners-are-crazy"><strong>which particular country from South Africa</strong></a> we are talking about.</p>
<p>And we know that some of them were surprised at the<a href="https://brettfish.wordpress.com/2013/08/06/where-are-all-the-african-americans-hiding"><strong> low numbers of African Americans present</strong></a> in the country of our country.</p>
<p>But today my faith was restored as i went inside the bank to draw some money on my credit card and transfer it to my local account.</p>
<p>As I was about to leave, the lady behind the window apologises because she made a mistake on my slip &#8211; <em><strong>&#8220;I didn&#8217;t realise that you opened your bank account in Pennsylvania&#8221;</strong></em> [where we lived when we stayed in Philly] and so she started filling out the slip again.</p>
<p>Then she looked at me and said, <em><strong>&#8220;I didn&#8217;t even know Pennsylvania was in America.&#8221;</strong></em><strong> </strong>And I was like, &#8220;Oh?&#8221;</p>
<p>So i asked her, &#8220;So what country are you from?&#8221;</p>
<p>She replied that she was born in Mexico but had moved to Americaland when she was ten [She didn&#8217;t use the word Americaland though, that was me]</p>
<p>So I responded in a way that was much less sarcastic and mean than it will come across in typed print, &#8220;Oh, don&#8217;t they teach Geography in school here?&#8221; with a smile.</p>
<p>Without skipping a beat, she replied with a smile,<em><strong> &#8220;No, it&#8217;s just that I always mix it up with that other one&#8230; you know&#8230;&#8221;</strong></em></p>
<p>My mind started racing for things that sounded like Pennsylvania and weren&#8217;t in Americaland, but i have to admit i was drawing blanks.</p>
<p><em><strong>&#8220;Oh yes, Transylvania!&#8221;</strong> </em>She replied.</p>
<p>I gave my most serious version of an, &#8220;Oh yes, that one&#8221; that i could muster, grabbed my slip and left.</p>
<p>Not that Transylvania is not an actual place that does actually exist in Romania and all. But, you know. Made my day. [maybe it was the two tips of my teeth protruding through my lips at the edges that confused the poor woman]</p>
<p>Keep on Americaland, keep on. You bring me smiles&#8230; [having tried the <a href="http://youdontknowafrica.com"><strong>label 20 African countries as quick as you can game</strong></a> recently i know that i have to shine the focus elsewhere]</p>
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<p>[*yes, i had to google &#8216;Pallekele&#8217; as well, but i do know it in my head and nod knowingly when it comes up on the news&#8230;]</p>
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