<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Irresistibly Fish]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://brettfish.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[brettfish]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://brettfish.wordpress.com/author/brettfish/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Doctor WHAAAAAAAT?]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://brettfish.wordpress.com/2014/02/16/doctor-whaaaaaaat/who/" rel="attachment wp-att-7223"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="7223" data-permalink="https://brettfish.wordpress.com/2014/02/16/doctor-whaaaaaaat/who/" data-orig-file="https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/who.png" data-orig-size="957,778" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}" data-image-title="who" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-medium-file="https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/who.png?w=300" data-large-file="https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/who.png?w=957" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-7223" alt="who" src="https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/who.png?w=640&#038;h=520" width="640" height="520" srcset="https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/who.png?w=640&amp;h=520 640w, https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/who.png?w=150&amp;h=122 150w, https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/who.png?w=300&amp;h=244 300w, https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/who.png?w=768&amp;h=624 768w, https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/who.png 957w" sizes="(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px" /></a><strong>this weekend i started watching Doctor Who.</strong></p>
<p><strong></strong> i told people i was watching Dr Who but someone&#8217;s daughter told me that in this case <strong>you aren&#8217;t allowed to abbreviate Doctor</strong> and who am i to argue with anyone ever?</p>
<p>i started watching the Christopher Eccleston Doctor Who because that was the start of the new generation of Doctor Whos [Whose?] although for the first two tweets i spelled his last name Ecclestone with an e on the end and fortunately discovered my error before the grandma police [or anyone else&#8217;s daughters] could come calling.</p>
<p>[and to be completely honest, i actually saw my first ever Doctor Who episodes with Tom Baker back in the day when my dad did an exchange with a pastor in the unfortunately named Hull in England &#8211; you try saying, &#8216;My dad is a pastor in Hull&#8217; with a South African accent! &#8211; and so Tom Baker&#8217;s Who was always the picture i had in my mind of Doctor Who]</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><strong>IT BEGINS</strong></p>
<p><strong>but have been meaning to watch it for a while and eventually got round to sneaking an episode on Friday i think it was. </strong></p>
<p><strong>and it was weird! </strong></p>
<p>the fun part is that<strong> i love Christopher Eccleston.</strong> i think he plays the part so ridiculously cheekily arrogantly fun and <strong>he reminds me of Tim Roth</strong> as the Doctor, Cal Lightman, <strong>in &#8216;Lie to Me&#8217;</strong> which is a series both tbV and i enjoyed a lot. but i could definitely see him having taken on the role directly after Eccleston and creating a seamless transition if only anyone had thought of it.</p>
<p>so episode one &#8211; you know,<strong> the one with the plastic mannequins and dustbins that come to life</strong> and start chasing people and then shooting them with the guns that appear from underneath their fingers like an Austen Power fembot on steroids.</p>
<p>but so many people had said such nice [and extreme] things so i felt i had to carry on.</p>
<p>episode two was the one about <strong>the end of the world</strong> &#8211; you know, level up the intensity slowly cos once you&#8217;ve killed earth, where exactly are you going to go from there? but since it was something like 5 billion years in the future [you know, plausability and all] and because the mom from &#8216;My Family&#8217;, Zoë Wanamaker [a surname slightly less silly than the premise of this episode] played the last living human who was in essence the last living stretched out human face and skin and veins that would have made Michael Jackson say, &#8216;um, hold on the scalpel please&#8217; i decided i had no choice but to see what episode three had to give.</p>
<p>which was <strong>ghost people trapped in the gas piping who inhabited dead bodies and tricked Doctor Who into thinking they didn&#8217;t want to take over the world, but fortunately Charles Dickens</strong> [yes, THE Charles Dickens] <strong>was on hand to figure it all out and save the day.</strong></p>
<p><strong>you can&#8217;t make this stuff up</strong>. oh wait, apparently you can and they did and i have been warned by my podcasting friend, Jacob, that<strong> the next two episodes are rubbish and i&#8217;ll thank him when they&#8217;re over</strong> [i&#8217;m not quite sure why i&#8217;ll thank him for having just watched two rubbish episodes but i&#8217;ll take it!] &#8211; he also told me that after these next two episodes, it&#8217;s gold. i&#8217;m not sure if that is suggesting that it is suddenly going to get super good or if the next two episodes have gold as a major plot point, or with the evidence i&#8217;ve seen so far maybe even a major character.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><strong>YOU CAN DETERMINE MY FATE</strong></p>
<p>i&#8217;ve been told to <strong>EJECT!</strong> and <strong>head over to Matt Smith</strong>, i&#8217;ve been told to <strong>RETREAT</strong>! and <strong>back pedal to more classic Who like Tom Baker</strong> &#8211; what&#8217;s a boy to do?</p>
<p>so my question to you is this&#8230;</p>
<p><strong>why should i continue</strong> [without giving away major plot points]<strong>?</strong> is it the story or the acting or the vibe of the show or the absolute ridiculousness or the immeasurable brilliance or what?</p>
<p><strong>what i am asking is why do YOU enjoy the show? </strong></p>
<p>[as for now i&#8217;m going to keep watching for Eccleston&#8217;s steely charm and Piper&#8217;s giddy smile every time she runs, especially when she is running hand-in-hand with the Doctor]</p>
<p><strong>[&#8230;and, of course, because i have yet to witness a single Dalek!]</strong></p>
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