<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Irresistibly Fish]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://brettfish.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[brettfish]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://brettfish.wordpress.com/author/brettfish/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[Why Gwyneth Paltrow hates driving in South&nbsp;Africa.]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/gwyn.jpg"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="10877" data-permalink="https://brettfish.wordpress.com/2015/02/11/why-gwyneth-paltrow-hates-driving-in-south-africa/gwyn/" data-orig-file="https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/gwyn.jpg" data-orig-size="634,437" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;\u00a9 DR\/X17online.com&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="gwyn" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="" data-medium-file="https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/gwyn.jpg?w=300" data-large-file="https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/gwyn.jpg?w=634" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-10877" src="https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/gwyn.jpg?w=634&#038;h=437" alt="gwyn" width="634" height="437" srcset="https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/gwyn.jpg 634w, https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/gwyn.jpg?w=150&amp;h=103 150w, https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/gwyn.jpg?w=300&amp;h=207 300w" sizes="(max-width: 634px) 100vw, 634px" /></a></p>
<p>i was driving to an Improv gig last night when suddenly i caught sight of the woman in the car behind me.</p>
<p>i did a quick double take, before i tried to sneak another look in my mirror, because it was none other than Gwyneth Paltrow [i know]</p>
<p>Wow, i could not believe my eyes. So i obviously had to take another look.</p>
<p>i think she may have caught me looking that time and so i quickly looked away.</p>
<p>And realised to myself, that that must be one of the horrible things about being a celebrity, and in particular, something i&#8217;m sure Gwyneth, must completely hate.</p>
<p>Because every time you go out for a drive and someone recognises you, there is the double-take and the let-me-make-sure followed by the OH-MY-WORD-IT-REALLY-IS and finally the ongoing staring.</p>
<p>i imagine it would be the kind of experience that would make someone like Gwyneth Paltrow [cos when you&#8217;ve seen someone in a car once, you like totally know them now, right?] make a decision to consciously un-carpool given the chance. And perhaps why so many celebs have drivers or wear disguises or probably have tinted windows [i have not verified this last one as the windows are tinted so you can never tell].</p>
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<p>i decided that i needed to stop my celeb-watching and just let her get on with it [also because her car was now right up my bum and i was already a km or two over the speed limit, Slow Down Gwyneth!] and so i pulled into the left lane so i could have one more verification glance as she drove past.</p>
<p>It was very much NOT the woman who played Miss Pepper Pots in the Iron Man movies who drove past me. From the side view, actually not very close at all [same hairdo though!]</p>
<p>But i&#8217;m pretty sure still that this is why Gwyneth Paltrow would much rather have you drive when you nip out quickly to the shops [who needs that kind of stress?]</p>
<p><strong>Have you had any encounters with huge celebrities that shaped your thinking of how they might possibly live?</strong></p>
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