<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Irresistibly Fish]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://brettfish.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[brettfish]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://brettfish.wordpress.com/author/brettfish/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[The allergic to E&nbsp;challenge]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p><a href="https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/e.jpg"><img loading="lazy" data-attachment-id="12498" data-permalink="https://brettfish.wordpress.com/2015/07/30/the-allergic-to-e-challenge/fire-letters-a-z/" data-orig-file="https://brettfish.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/e.jpg" data-orig-size="480,480" data-comments-opened="1" data-image-meta="{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;RA Studio&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;Fire Letters E Isolated on Black Background. Computer Design.&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;\u00a9 RA Studio&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Fire Letters A-Z&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}" data-image-title="Fire Letters A-Z" data-image-description="" data-image-caption="&lt;p&gt;Fire Letters E Isolated on Black Background. Computer Design.&lt;/p&gt;
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<p>So one of my new favourite virtual [for now] friends, Dante, whose incredible Micropoetry can be found over at <strong><a href="https://originaldante.wordpress.com">Original Dante</a></strong>, challenged me to a duel [well kinda, cos he already pulled his trigger in his own fight] which i had already kinda done in someone&#8217;s comment section, but there is no verifiable proof, so i decided to take him up on it&#8230;</p>
<p>OD is the reason i got interested in, and brave enough to try, Micropoetry and even though i still suspect <strong><a href="https://brettfish.wordpress.com/2015/07/14/micropoetry-2015">my Micropoems</a></strong> are not short enough, they are WAAAY shorter than my regular poems [and getting there] so hopefully there is hope [ha ha, yes that!]. so how could i resist? And he already has a way too ridiculously nice nickname for me which also helps me to believe&#8230;</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><strong>Step Away From The &#8216;E&#8217;</strong></p>
<p>And the Rules to this No-Letter-That-Precedes-F-Or-Follow-D challenge are these:</p>
<p><strong>The rules:</strong></p>
<ol>
<li><strong>Write a whole paragraph.</strong></li>
<li><strong>Without any word containing the letter “e”.</strong></li>
<li><strong>By reading this you are already signed up.</strong></li>
<li><strong>Challenge at least five bloggers to do the challenge.</strong></li>
</ol>
<p>You should totally jump across the virtualness of space and go and <strong><a href="https://originaldante.wordpress.com/2015/07/21/the-allergic-to-e-challenge">check out OD&#8217;s submission</a></strong>, which was flawless.</p>
<p>But in the m antim , h r  is min :</p>
<blockquote><p><b>Staring at cracks on a part of my wall I had not paid much mind to until this occasion, I thought about how much intoxication it might bring to a tiny ant, struggling to carry a biscuit crumb across its cliff-like contours. What quantity of obstruction would it vanquish or would this straightforward [from my outlook] provocation snap its will in two? In an instant though, I was shown that my lack of faith in my microscopic companion was without foundation, as it [I could not confirm if this was a boy or girl at this point] took aim and simply slid down a portion of flaking paint that I had hardly known was an option. As I was busy watching all this, my mug of Chai had grown significantly cold.</b></p></blockquote>
<p>i would love to see the following people give it a try, just because i know they will totally own the challenge:</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.meganshead.co.za">Megan Furniss</a></strong></p>
<p><strong><a href="https://bloggsymalone.wordpress.com/tag/dave-luis">Dave Luis</a></strong></p>
<p><strong><a href="https://cathjenkin.wordpress.com">Catherine Jenkin</a></strong></p>
<p><a href="https://medium.com/@nick_frost"><strong>Nick Frost</strong></a></p>
<p><strong><a href="https://valanderson.wordpress.com">Valerie Anderson aka tbV</a></strong></p>
<p>And she is probably way too busy for this nonsense but i would love to read the piece <strong><a href="http://www.theveryworstmissionary.com">Jamie The Very Worst Missionary</a></strong> comes up with, and since she missed my book launch recently, i&#8217;m sure that this would be about fair, right?</p>
<p>Apologies If you’ve already been nominated before, otherwise If you haven’t, I hope you accept. Looking forward to reading your posts!</p>
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