<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="yes"?><oembed><version><![CDATA[1.0]]></version><provider_name><![CDATA[Buttle&#039;s World]]></provider_name><provider_url><![CDATA[https://buttle.wordpress.com]]></provider_url><author_name><![CDATA[clgood]]></author_name><author_url><![CDATA[https://buttle.wordpress.com/author/buttle/]]></author_url><title><![CDATA[It Was a Dark and Stormy&nbsp;Night]]></title><type><![CDATA[link]]></type><html><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s that time of year again. This year&#8217;s <a href="http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/" TARGET="_blank">Bulwer-Lytton</a> winner has been announced:</p>
<blockquote><p>Detective Bart Lasiter was in his office studying the light from his one small window falling on his super burrito when the door swung open to reveal a woman whose body said you&#8217;ve had your last burrito for a while, whose face said angels did exist, and whose eyes said she could make you dig your own grave and lick the shovel clean.
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